{"id":3571,"date":"2005-11-13T22:55:04","date_gmt":"2005-11-14T06:55:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2005\/11\/13\/make-it-stop\/"},"modified":"2019-12-19T15:08:37","modified_gmt":"2019-12-19T23:08:37","slug":"make-it-stop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2005\/11\/13\/make-it-stop\/","title":{"rendered":"Make it stop!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, sound carries through the ventilation ducts in our apartment building.<\/p>\n<p>The downstairs neighbor &#8212; on the other side of the building &#8212; has had &#8220;All I Want For Christmas is You&#8221; from the Love Actually soundtrack playing on repeat&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>For.<\/p>\n<p>Six.<\/p>\n<p>Hours.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s <em>most<\/em> clear in our bathroom, but it can be heard throughout our apartment. I&#8217;m actually <em>lucky<\/em> that I had a three-hour training meeting tonight&#8230;Prairie&#8217;s actually been here all evening (hiding in the bedroom with all the connecting doors closed and watching TV has been saving her sanity).<\/p>\n<p>I just called the landlords and let them know. &#8220;Oh, you&#8217;re <em>kidding<\/em>!&#8221; Heh. Our best guess (I tried knocking on their door) is that they&#8217;re not home, and left a clock radio alarm on or something.<\/p>\n<p>Whatever it was, it looks like the landlords just got in &#8212; it finally stopped.<\/p>\n<p><em>Six.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Hours.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Bless our landlords, for they make Christmas stop.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The downstairs neighbor &#8212; on the other side of the building &#8212; has had &#8220;All I Want For Christmas is You&#8221; from the Love Actually soundtrack playing on repeat&#8230; For. Six. Hours.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2035,2043],"tags":[13,3249],"class_list":["post-3571","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music","category-personal","tag-life","tag-mariah-carey"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3571","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3571"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3571\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}