{"id":3579,"date":"2005-11-22T20:06:39","date_gmt":"2005-11-23T04:06:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2005\/11\/22\/cookies-like-novocaine\/"},"modified":"2019-12-19T15:06:56","modified_gmt":"2019-12-19T23:06:56","slug":"cookies-like-novocaine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2005\/11\/22\/cookies-like-novocaine\/","title":{"rendered":"Cookies like Novocaine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The <em>only<\/em> Martha Stewart you&#8217;ll ever need to watch is the one where her guest star&#8230;is Cookie Monster.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.collegehumor.com\/movies\/1596563\/\" title=\"College Humor: Cookie Monster meets Martha Stewart (Part 1)\">Here&#8217;s part one<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.collegehumor.com\/movies\/1596962\/\" title=\"College Humor: Cookie Monster meets Martha Stewart (Part 2)\">here&#8217;s part two<\/a> (both are embedded .wmv files).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The _only_ Martha Stewart you&#8217;ll ever need to watch is the one where her guest star&#8230;is Cookie Monster.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2028],"tags":[6],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3579"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3579"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3579\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}