{"id":3579,"date":"2005-11-22T20:06:39","date_gmt":"2005-11-23T04:06:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2005\/11\/22\/cookies-like-novocaine\/"},"modified":"2019-12-19T15:06:56","modified_gmt":"2019-12-19T23:06:56","slug":"cookies-like-novocaine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2005\/11\/22\/cookies-like-novocaine\/","title":{"rendered":"Cookies like Novocaine"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:7460,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.collegehumor.com\\\/movies\\\/1596563&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20060827082312\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.collegehumor.com:80\\\/movies\\\/1596563\\\/&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-09 20:59:36&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-31 12:21:07&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:503},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-04 18:24:03&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-10 11:40:39&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-10 11:40:39&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:7461,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.collegehumor.com\\\/movies\\\/1596962&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20060717055249\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.collegehumor.com:80\\\/movies\\\/1596962\\\/&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/signup.dropout.tv\\\/&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-31 12:21:07&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:503},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-04 18:24:03&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-10 11:40:39&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-10 11:40:39&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>The <em>only<\/em> Martha Stewart you&#8217;ll ever need to watch is the one where her guest star&#8230;is Cookie Monster.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.collegehumor.com\/movies\/1596563\/\" title=\"College Humor: Cookie Monster meets Martha Stewart (Part 1)\">Here&#8217;s part one<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.collegehumor.com\/movies\/1596962\/\" title=\"College Humor: Cookie Monster meets Martha Stewart (Part 2)\">here&#8217;s part two<\/a> (both are embedded .wmv files).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The _only_ Martha Stewart you&#8217;ll ever need to watch is the one where her guest star&#8230;is Cookie Monster.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2028],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-3579","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3579","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3579"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3579\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}