{"id":3603,"date":"2005-12-14T11:37:08","date_gmt":"2005-12-14T19:37:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2005\/12\/14\/my-favorite-random-facts-about\/"},"modified":"2019-12-14T07:16:13","modified_gmt":"2019-12-14T15:16:13","slug":"my-favorite-random-facts-about","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2005\/12\/14\/my-favorite-random-facts-about\/","title":{"rendered":"My favorite random facts about&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:7307,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.4q.cc\\\/vin&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;new&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:7308,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.4q.cc\\\/chuck&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20060206021220\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.4q.cc:80\\\/chuck\\\/&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-09 20:12:28&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-09 20:12:28&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:7309,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.4q.cc\\\/t&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20060206021652\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.4q.cc:80\\\/t\\\/&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-09 20:12:31&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-09 20:12:31&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>&#8230;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.4q.cc\/vin\/\" title=\"Random Vin Diesel Fact\">Vin Diesel<\/a>:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: &#8220;I End Lives.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.<\/li>\n<li>In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself.<\/li>\n<li>Crop circles are Vin&#8217;s way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.<\/li>\n<li>Vin Diesel is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.<\/li>\n<li>Vin Diesel can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.<\/li>\n<li>Vin Diesel can divide by zero.<\/li>\n<li>Magnetic compasses do not point toward true North &#8211; they point in the direction of Vin Diesel. He just likes to sit on a lawn chair and shout, &#8220;Jackets are for pussies!&#8221; at the Acrtic researchers.<\/li>\n<li>Vin Diesel invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.<\/li>\n<li>When Vin Diesel runs with scissors, other people get hurt.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&#8230;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.4q.cc\/chuck\/\" title=\"Random Chuck Norris Fact\">Chuck Norris<\/a>:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Chuck Norris&#8217; tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.<\/li>\n<li>Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.<\/li>\n<li>If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can&#8217;t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.<\/li>\n<li>Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.<\/li>\n<li>A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.<\/li>\n<li>The quickest way to a man&#8217;s heart is with Chuck Norris&#8217;s fist.<\/li>\n<li>Chuck Norris is 1\/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.<\/li>\n<li>Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.<\/li>\n<li>Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.<\/li>\n<li>Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&#8230;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.4q.cc\/t\/\" title=\"Random Mr. T Fact\">Mr. T<\/a>:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The last man who made eye contact with Mr. T was Ray Charles.<\/li>\n<li>Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.<\/li>\n<li>Mr T. and Chuck Norris decided to spar, they travelled to the only safe place in the Universe, the beginning of time. They bowed to each other and Chuck launched in with a roundhouse kick. Mr. T blocked it, and the resulting pressure wave is commonly called the Big Bang.<\/li>\n<li>When Mr. T folds his arms, the U.S. Terror Alert Level is raised to gold.<\/li>\n<li>Ever have a sharp pain in your chest that you can&#8217;t explain? That was Mr. T, and it was a warning.<\/li>\n<li>Contrary to popular belief, the ancient world knew of 5 elements, not 4. They were earth, air, fire, water and pity. Mr. T invented them all.<\/li>\n<li>Twenty-three. 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