{"id":361,"date":"2002-02-21T16:59:24","date_gmt":"2002-02-22T00:59:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2002\/02\/21\/the-pope-said-what\/"},"modified":"2019-11-26T14:47:48","modified_gmt":"2019-11-26T22:47:48","slug":"the-pope-said-what","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2002\/02\/21\/the-pope-said-what\/","title":{"rendered":"The pope said what?"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>\n  In November, the frail and ailing Pontiff sent his first email, a message sent to his Bishops in Oceania in lieu of what would be a taxing visit. &#8220;This new Internet is a Blessing from the Lord,&#8221; the Pope said through an interpreter, &#8220;but Jesus Motherfarking Christ, these annoying-ass pop-up ads are farking pissing me off.&#8221;\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theschmews.com\/\" title=\"The Schmews\">The Schmews<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In November, the frail and ailing Pontiff sent his first email, a message sent to his Bishops in Oceania in lieu of what would be a taxing visit. &#8216;This new Internet is a Blessing from the Lord,&#8217; the Pope said through an interpreter, &#8216;but Jesus Motherfarking Christ, these annoying-ass pop-up ads are farking pissing me off.&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2043],"tags":[6],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/361"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=361"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/361\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=361"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=361"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=361"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}