{"id":3638,"date":"2006-01-06T13:33:14","date_gmt":"2006-01-06T21:33:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2006\/01\/06\/moles-and-trolls-moles-and-trolls\/"},"modified":"2019-12-19T16:00:28","modified_gmt":"2019-12-20T00:00:28","slug":"moles-and-trolls-moles-and-trolls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2006\/01\/06\/moles-and-trolls-moles-and-trolls\/","title":{"rendered":"Moles and Trolls, Moles and Trolls!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:7183,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.livejournal.com\\\/users\\\/lemurlad&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:7184,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.okcupid.com\\\/tests\\\/take?testid=1708793457320593256&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.okcupid.com\\\/tests\\\/take?testid=1708793457320593256&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:7185,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.okcupid.com\\\/profile?tuid=11541040751774578608&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.okcupid.com\\\/profile?tuid=11541040751774578608&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:7186,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.okcupid.com&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20260307033839\\\/https:\\\/\\\/okcupid.com\\\/&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-09 19:27:12&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:403},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-29 18:10:42&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:403}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-29 18:10:42&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:403},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:6221,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/click.linksynergy.com\\\/fs-bin\\\/click?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941.10000170&amp;type=4&amp;subid=0&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:7187,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/click.linksynergy.com\\\/fs-bin\\\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DEnigma%26partnerId%3D30&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>Snagged from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/lemurlad\/\" title=\"[lemurlad]\"><strong>lemurlad<\/strong><\/a> &#8212; and as he pointed out, these results shouldn&#8217;t surprise <em>anyone<\/em> who knows me.<\/p>\n<h3>Real Genius Genius<\/h3>\n<p>95 Genius Points<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/is2.okcupid.com\/users\/114\/410\/11541040751774578608\/mt1111212674.jpg\" width=\"83\" height=\"107\" alt=\"Real Genius\" \/>WOOHOO!  You seem to know as much about this movie as I do! You&#8217;ve done brilliantly.  So brilliantly, in fact, that you may deserve to wear Chris Knight&#8217;s underwear.  You have achieved the rank of Real Genius Genius.  I&#8217;m so proud.<\/p>\n<p>My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people <em>your age and gender<\/em>:<\/p>\n<table cellspacing=\"4\" cellpadding=\"0\" border=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"middle\">\n<table cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"1\" border=\"0\" bgcolor=\"black\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td height=\"20\" bgcolor=\"#b2cfff\" width=\"144\"><\/td>\n<td width=\"6\" bgcolor=\"white\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<td valign=\"middle\">\n    You scored higher than <strong>96%<\/strong> on <strong>Genius Points<\/strong>\n   <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Link: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\/tests\/take?testid=1708793457320593256\" title=\"Are you a Real Genius genius?\">The Are You a Real Genius Genius Test<\/a> written by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\/profile?tuid=11541040751774578608\" title=\"dashugglebunny\">dasnugglebunny<\/a> on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\/\" title=\"OK Cupid\">Ok Cupid<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/click?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941.10000170&amp;type=4&amp;subid=0\" title=\"Get iTunes\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"iTunes\" border=\"0\" width=\"61\" height=\"15\" src=\"http:\/\/images.apple.com\/itunesaffiliates\/logos\/iTunes_sm_bdg61x15.png\" \/><\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"http:\/\/ad.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/show?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;bids=78941.10000170&amp;type=4&amp;subid=0\" alt=\"\" \/> &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DEnigma%2526songTerm=Return to Innocence (Long and Alive)%26partnerId%3D30\" title=\"Search for 'Return to Innocence (Long and Alive)' on the iTMS\">Return to Innocence (Long and Alive)<\/a>&#8221; by <a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DEnigma%26partnerId%3D30\" title=\"Search for 'Enigma' on the iTMS\">Enigma<\/a> from the album <em><a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DEnigma%2526albumTerm=Return to Innocence%26partnerId%3D30\" title=\"Search for 'Return to Innocence' on the iTMS\">Return to Innocence<\/a><\/em> (1993, 7:07).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Snagged from lemurlad &#8212; and as he pointed out, these results shouldn&#8217;t surprise _anyone_ who knows me. 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