{"id":3665,"date":"2006-01-20T18:19:55","date_gmt":"2006-01-21T02:19:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2006\/01\/20\/seattle-nightlife\/"},"modified":"2019-12-19T16:16:23","modified_gmt":"2019-12-20T00:16:23","slug":"seattle-nightlife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2006\/01\/20\/seattle-nightlife\/","title":{"rendered":"Seattle Nightlife"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:7041,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/p222.ezboard.com\\\/fseagothforumfrm23.showMessage?topicID=1707.topic&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:6221,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/click.linksynergy.com\\\/fs-bin\\\/click?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941.10000170&amp;type=4&amp;subid=0&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>&#8230;as summarized by Cor Tenebrarum <a href=\"http:\/\/p222.ezboard.com\/fseagothforumfrm23.showMessage?topicID=1707.topic\" title=\"SeaGoth: College Student in Seattle\">on the SeaGoth message board<\/a>:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The Mercury: OMG THE THIRD DRINK I HAD ON AN EMPTY STOMACH WAS DOSED!1!11!1!!111ONE<\/li>\n<li>The Vogue: You can&#8217;t smoke.<\/li>\n<li>Noc-Noc: You can&#8217;t smoke, and OMG THE FIFTH $1 SPECIAL I HAD ON AN EMPTY STOMACH WAS DOSED!11!111ONE<\/li>\n<li>The Catwalk: Sorry, our drinks are too weak now, we have to shut down.<\/li>\n<li>The Phoenix: Come to Pioneer Square! If you don&#8217;t get beat up and called a queer by sailors on weekend leave, you&#8217;ll have a great time!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/click?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941.10000170&amp;type=4&amp;subid=0\" title=\"Get iTunes\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"iTunes\" border=\"0\" width=\"61\" height=\"15\" src=\"http:\/\/images.apple.com\/itunesaffiliates\/logos\/iTunes_sm_bdg61x15.png\" \/><\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"http:\/\/ad.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/show?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;bids=78941.10000170&amp;type=4&amp;subid=0\" alt=\"\" \/> &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DBon Jovi%2526songTerm=Bad Medicine%26partnerId%3D30\" title=\"Search for 'Bad Medicine' on the iTMS\">Bad Medicine<\/a>&#8221; by <a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DBon Jovi%26partnerId%3D30\" title=\"Search for 'Bon Jovi' on the iTMS\">Bon Jovi<\/a> from the album <em><a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DBon Jovi%2526albumTerm=New Jersey%26partnerId%3D30\" title=\"Search for 'New Jersey' on the iTMS\">New Jersey<\/a><\/em> (1999, 5:16).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;as summarized by Cor Tenebrarum on the SeaGoth message board.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-3665","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3665","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3665"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3665\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3665"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3665"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3665"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}