{"id":3691,"date":"2006-02-10T10:47:20","date_gmt":"2006-02-10T18:47:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2006\/02\/10\/unfortunately-michael\/"},"modified":"2019-12-20T09:08:00","modified_gmt":"2019-12-20T17:08:00","slug":"unfortunately-michael","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2006\/02\/10\/unfortunately-michael\/","title":{"rendered":"Unfortunately Michael"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:6953,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.google.com\\\/search?client=safari&amp;rls=en&amp;q=%22unfortunately+michael%22&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;oe=UTF-8&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.google.com\\\/webhp?client=safari&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:6954,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/meyerweb.com\\\/eric\\\/thoughts\\\/2006\\\/02\\\/09\\\/unfortunately-eric&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/meyerweb.com\\\/eric\\\/thoughts\\\/2006\\\/02\\\/09\\\/unfortunately-eric\\\/&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:6221,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/click.linksynergy.com\\\/fs-bin\\\/click?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941.10000170&amp;type=4&amp;subid=0&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>More fun with Google: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?client=safari&amp;rls=en&amp;q=%22unfortunately+michael%22&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;oe=UTF-8\" title=\"Google search for 'unfortunately michael'\">Unfortunately Michael<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  Unfortunately, Michael discovers Nellie&#8217;s hands-on approach is more than he bargained for.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><em>A pity, as I&#8217;m not normally one to object to hands-on approaches from women.<\/em><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  Unfortunately, Michael is unable to accept any story ideas or manuscripts&#8230;\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><em>Ever. At all. They&#8217;re all totally unacceptable, every single one of them.<\/em><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  Unfortunately Michael deals with Kevin because he knows that his mom will NOT and that is NOT fair to Michael!!!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><em>Heh. My little brother&#8217;s name is Kevin. At times when we were growing up, I probably thought that this was very true.<\/em><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  Unfortunately, Michael and Helena&#8217;s relationship just wasn&#8217;t as good.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><em>Especially since I don&#8217;t remember ever having a relationship with a Helena. Couldn&#8217;t have been very good at all.<\/em><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  Unfortunately Michael&#8217;s umbrella was tied to the wall to stop it blowing away&#8230;\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><em>&#8230;so while the wall stayed nicely dry, I was drenched.<\/em><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  Unfortunately, Michael did not live to see the television series based on the pilot&#8230;\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><em>Yes, you heard it right here. This website is written by a zombie. THE UNDEAD!<\/em><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  Unfortunately Michael barely had time to show his skills in fighting&#8230;\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><em>I&#8217;ve got skills. Nunchuck skills.<\/em><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  Unfortunately, Michael became obssessed with getting Walt back and went back into the jungle.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><em>And since that fateful day, the Jungle Cruise tour has been haunted with the sound of my voice crying out, &#8220;Walt! Mister Disney! Where are you? Come back to me!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  The music isn&#8217;t too bad but unfortunately Michael just makes it sound amateurish.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><em>All those years of choir gone to waste. Such a shame!<\/em><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  But, unfortunately, Michael died before that happened.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><em>See? UNDEAD! UNDEAD! UNDEAD! (with apologies to Bauhaus).<\/em><\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/meyerweb.com\/eric\/thoughts\/2006\/02\/09\/unfortunately-eric\/\" title=\"Eric's Archived Thoughts: Unfortunately Eric\">Eric Meyer<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/click?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941.10000170&amp;type=4&amp;subid=0\" title=\"Get iTunes\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"iTunes\" border=\"0\" width=\"61\" height=\"15\" src=\"http:\/\/images.apple.com\/itunesaffiliates\/logos\/iTunes_sm_bdg61x15.png\" \/><\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"http:\/\/ad.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/show?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;bids=78941.10000170&amp;type=4&amp;subid=0\" alt=\"\" \/> &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DVitamin C%2526songTerm=I Got You%26partnerId%3D30\" title=\"Search for 'I Got You' on the iTMS\">I Got You<\/a>&#8221; by <a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DVitamin C%26partnerId%3D30\" title=\"Search for 'Vitamin C' on the iTMS\">Vitamin C<\/a> from the album <em><a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DVitamin C%2526albumTerm=Vitamin C%26partnerId%3D30\" title=\"Search for 'Vitamin C' on the iTMS\">Vitamin C<\/a><\/em> (1999, 4:01).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>More fun with Google: Unfortunately Michael&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-3691","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3691","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3691"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3691\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3691"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3691"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3691"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}