{"id":3708,"date":"2006-02-28T12:17:10","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T20:17:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2006\/02\/28\/im-629-slut\/"},"modified":"2019-12-20T09:12:33","modified_gmt":"2019-12-20T17:12:33","slug":"im-629-slut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2006\/02\/28\/im-629-slut\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m 6.29% Slut"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:6919,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/slut-o-meter.com&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20260309173058\\\/https:\\\/\\\/slut-o-meter.com\\\/&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/slut-o-meter.com:443\\\/&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:6920,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/slut-o-meter.com\\\/index.php?name=michael+hanscom&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/slut-o-meter.com:443\\\/index.php?name=michael%20hanscom&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>Just a cute little bit of web silliness: using the <a href=\"http:\/\/slut-o-meter.com\/\" title=\"Slut-o-Meter\">Slut-o-Meter<\/a> to compute your promiscuity according to Google.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  Slut-o-meter evaluates the promiscuity of the subject you enter by comparing the number of Google search results with and without &#8220;safe-search&#8221; enabled. A complete slut would return unsafe results and no safe results. Alternatively, a clean name should produce the same number of safe and unsafe results. The &#8220;promiscuity&#8221; percentage we give you is calculated as follows:<\/p>\n<p>  <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2006\/02\/graphics\/_images_magicformula.gif\" height=\"48\" width=\"283\" alt=\"Slut-o-meter Magic Formula\" \/>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>So according to the Slut-o-meter, I&#8217;m <a href=\"http:\/\/slut-o-meter.com\/index.php?name=michael+hanscom\" title=\"Slut-o-Meter: Michael Hanscom\">6.29% slut<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Some comparisons (names pulled more or less randomly out of my head, stream of consciousness style):<\/p>\n<table>\n<thead>\n<tr>\n<th>Subject<\/th>\n<th>Slut-o-Meter Rating<\/th>\n<\/tr>\n<\/thead>\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td>Wil Wheaton<\/td>\n<td>-10.88% *<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Mickey Mouse<\/td>\n<td>0%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Captain Piccard<\/td>\n<td>5.14%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Madonna<\/td>\n<td>5.46%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><strong>Michael Hanscom<\/strong><\/td>\n<td><strong>6.29%<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Steve Jobs<\/td>\n<td>8.2%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Bono<\/td>\n<td>9.04%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Bill Clinton<\/td>\n<td>10.61%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Wesley Crusher<\/td>\n<td>10.67%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Captain Kirk<\/td>\n<td>11.55%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>John Travolta<\/td>\n<td>11.86%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Johnny Cash<\/td>\n<td>13.81%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Neil Gaiman<\/td>\n<td>14.14%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Tim Curry<\/td>\n<td>14.41%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>George Bush<\/td>\n<td>17.89%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Minnie Mouse<\/td>\n<td>19.18%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Neal Stephenson<\/td>\n<td>22.06%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Bill Gates<\/td>\n<td>22.24%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Monica Lewinsky<\/td>\n<td>23.86%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Cameron Diaz<\/td>\n<td>24.36%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Trent Reznor<\/td>\n<td>27.19%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Tom Cruise<\/td>\n<td>28.09%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Dakota Fanning<\/td>\n<td>35.86%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Princess Diana<\/td>\n<td>37.47%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Drew Barrymore<\/td>\n<td>38.92%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>David Hasselhoff<\/td>\n<td>40%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Mia Sara<\/td>\n<td>43.98%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Jewel Staite<\/td>\n<td>44.07%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Christina Aguilera<\/td>\n<td>46.15%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Deanna Troi<\/td>\n<td>46.76%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Lucy Liu<\/td>\n<td>51.98%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Britney Spears<\/td>\n<td>52.89%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Chuck Norris<\/td>\n<td>56.52%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Walt Disney<\/td>\n<td>60.55%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Mister Spock<\/td>\n<td>64.6%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Dan Savage<\/td>\n<td>65.93%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Jean-Luc Piccard<\/td>\n<td>66.47%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Jenna Jameson<\/td>\n<td>99.24%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Asia Carrera<\/td>\n<td>99.26%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<tfoot>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"2\">* From the Slut-o-Meter site: &#8220;If you&#8217;re wondering why some subjects have a negative promiscuity, well, you&#8217;re not alone. In general, this happens when the number of safe results is greater than the number of unsafe results (or if there are no unsafe results whatsoever). We&#8217;re not quite sure why this is the case, but we believe that Google is not telling us the truth.&#8221;<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tfoot>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just a cute little bit of web silliness: using the Slut-o-Meter to compute your promiscuity according to Google. According to the Slut-o-meter, I&#8217;m 6.29% slut.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-3708","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3708","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3708"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3708\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}