{"id":3729,"date":"2006-03-15T20:18:17","date_gmt":"2006-03-16T04:18:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2006\/03\/15\/freeline-skates-because-there-arent-enough-ways-to-kill-yourself-already\/"},"modified":"2019-12-20T09:21:06","modified_gmt":"2019-12-20T17:21:06","slug":"freeline-skates-because-there-arent-enough-ways-to-kill-yourself-already","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2006\/03\/15\/freeline-skates-because-there-arent-enough-ways-to-kill-yourself-already\/","title":{"rendered":"Freeline Skates: Because There Aren&#8217;t Enough Ways to Kill Yourself Already"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Actually, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.freelineskates.com\/\" title=\"Freeline Skates\">these things<\/a> are seriously cool. I don&#8217;t think you&#8217;ll ever catch me actually <em>trying<\/em> them (I&#8217;ve yet to set foot on a skateboard, and I haven&#8217;t tried any form of skates &#8212; traditional roller, inline, or ice &#8212; in years), but they&#8217;re still neat. Two skateboard wheels attached to the underside of a small (looks to be about 3&#8243; by 4&#8243;) board just big enough for your foot. One set for each foot. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.freelineskates.com\/videos.html\" title=\"Freeline Skates: Videos\">Skate<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.metafilter.com\/mefi\/50063\" title=\"MeFi: No more boardslides\">MeFi<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Actually, these things are seriously cool. I don&#8217;t think you&#8217;ll ever catch me actually _trying_ them, but they&#8217;re still neat. Two skateboard wheels attached to the underside of a small board just big enough for your foot. One set for each foot. Skate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2043],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3729"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3729"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3729\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3729"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3729"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3729"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}