{"id":3782,"date":"2006-04-27T18:16:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-28T01:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2006\/04\/27\/winnie-the-pooh-and-syphilis-too\/"},"modified":"2019-12-20T09:45:42","modified_gmt":"2019-12-20T17:45:42","slug":"winnie-the-pooh-and-syphilis-too","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2006\/04\/27\/winnie-the-pooh-and-syphilis-too\/","title":{"rendered":"Winnie the Pooh and Syphilis Too"},"content":{"rendered":"

On the way home from school, Prairie and I stopped off at Toys ‘R’ Us to pick out a present for my nephew Noah, who we’ll be seeing this weekend. As we were walking out we passed a coin-operated Winnie the Pooh ‘horsey’-style ride that was playing the Winnie the Pooh theme. Prairie didn’t hear it at first until I started humming along.<\/p>\n

As we were driving home, she suddenly turned to me. “Damn you! Winnie the Pooh is stuck in my head!”<\/p>\n

I laughed. “It’s not my<\/em> fault…it was the machine!”<\/p>\n

“I didn’t hear the machine. It’s your fault<\/em>.”<\/p>\n

“I had to share the pain,” I protested.<\/p>\n

“Some things shouldn’t be shared,” she explained. “The Winnie the Pooh theme is one. It’s a lot like syphilis.”<\/p>\n

\"iTunes\"<\/a>\"\" “Variations on “I Got Rhythm” for Piano and Orchestra<\/a>” by Orchestre National de l’Opera de Monte Carlo (Edo de Waart)<\/a> from the album Panorama: George Gershwin<\/a> <\/em> (1971, 8:32).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

‘Some things shouldn’t be shared,’ she explained. ‘The Winnie the Pooh theme is one. It’s a lot like syphilis.’<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[6,13,16],"class_list":["post-3782","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-humor","tag-life","tag-quotes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3782","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3782"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3782\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3782"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3782"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3782"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}