{"id":3787,"date":"2006-05-01T16:02:35","date_gmt":"2006-05-01T23:02:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2006\/05\/01\/three-bizarro-favorites\/"},"modified":"2019-12-20T10:09:24","modified_gmt":"2019-12-20T18:09:24","slug":"three-bizarro-favorites","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2006\/05\/01\/three-bizarro-favorites\/","title":{"rendered":"Three Bizarro Favorites"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:6603,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.bizarro.com&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20260309084632\\\/https:\\\/\\\/www.bizarro.com\\\/&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.bizarro.com\\\/&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-15 20:35:32&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-23 16:17:25&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-06 11:19:57&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-11 09:09:33&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-11 09:09:33&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>The previous post reminded me that I had three of my all-time favorite <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bizarro.com\/\" title=\"Bizarro\">Bizarro<\/a> comics saved in my old high school quotebook. Here they are (roughly in ascending order, that is, the last one being my top favorite):<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<div align=\"center\">\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2006\/05\/graphics\/bizarro1-1.jpg\" height=\"474\" width=\"400\" alt=\"'I'm sorry about this, Mr. Pellatt, but our geneology search revealed that your family tree was attacked by beetles, rotted and fell over in the street...' (c)1989 Dan Piraro\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2006\/05\/graphics\/bizarro2.jpg\" height=\"472\" width=\"400\" alt=\"'You think YOU'VE got problems! Not only am I the incredible shrinking man, but I've also been bitten by a werewolf so every full moon I turn into a gerbil!' (c)1989 Dan Piraro\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/graphics\/2006\/05\/graphics\/bizarro3.jpg\" height=\"479\" width=\"400\" alt=\"'Knock Yourself Unconscious - Win A Prize' (c)1990 Dan Piraro\" \/><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/click?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp; offerid=78941.10000170&amp;type=4&amp;subid=0\" title=\"Get iTunes\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"iTunes\" border=\"0\" width=\"61\" height=\"15\" src=\"http:\/\/images.apple.com\/itunesaffiliates\/logos\/iTunes_sm_bdg61x15.png\" \/><\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"http:\/\/ad.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/show?id= xLsJkztrnNY&amp;bids=78941.10000170&amp;type=4&amp;subid=0\" alt=\"\" \/> &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp; offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms %253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa %252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253F artistTerm%253DSchmalfuss, Peter%2526songTerm=Polka de salon op. 9\/2%26partnerId%3D30\" title=\"Search for 'Polka de salon op. 9\/2' on the iTMS\">Polka de salon op. 9\/2<\/a>&#8221; by <a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/ stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid= 1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252F MZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252Fadvanced SearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DSchmalfuss, Peter%26partnerId%3D30\" title=\"Search for 'Schmalfuss, Peter' on the iTMS\">Schmalfuss, Peter<\/a> from the album <em><a href=\"http:\/\/click. linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type= 3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple. com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search. 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Here they are (roughly in ascending order, that is, the last one being my top favorite)\/\/\/<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-3787","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3787","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3787"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3787\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3787"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3787"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3787"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}