{"id":3829,"date":"2006-06-10T11:13:01","date_gmt":"2006-06-10T18:13:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2006\/06\/10\/missing-one-pink-monkey\/"},"modified":"2019-12-20T10:26:27","modified_gmt":"2019-12-20T18:26:27","slug":"missing-one-pink-monkey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2006\/06\/10\/missing-one-pink-monkey\/","title":{"rendered":"Missing: One Pink Monkey"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:6456,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.flickr.com\\\/photos\\\/djwudi\\\/2618550&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20260309045120\\\/https:\\\/\\\/www.flickr.com\\\/photos\\\/djwudi\\\/2618550&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.flickr.com\\\/photos\\\/djwudi\\\/2618550&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-29 13:38:54&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-29 13:38:54&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>At some point over the past few days, it appears that someone ducked into our car after we&#8217;d forgotten to lock the doors. Thankfully, they didn&#8217;t take much &#8212; what they <em>did<\/em> take was this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/djwudi\/2618550\/\" title=\"Monkey, Woodland, WA\">cute little monkey<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/djwudi\/2618550\/\" title=\"Monkey, Woodland, WA\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/3\/2618550_ad39cc52ff.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"400\" alt=\"Monkey, Woodland, WA\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;d been the mascot for the car for the last year and a half, so it was a bummer to see that she&#8217;d gone missing (though a relief that nothing else was taken). Our best bet is that some kid saw us getting out, ducked in, and grabbed the cute lil&#8217; monkey, but didn&#8217;t want to take the time to go through the rest of the car.<\/p>\n<p>So &#8212; should anyone in the Seattle area happen to see some nefarious monkeynapper with our lil&#8217; monkey, feel free to kick them. Hard. In the shin.<\/p>\n<p>(If the guilty party happens to read this, Prairie would like you to at least please remember to pet the monkey&#8217;s nose. She likes that.)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/click?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp; offerid=78941.10000170&amp;type=4&amp;subid=0\" title=\"Get iTunes\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"iTunes\" border=\"0\" width=\"61\" height=\"15\" src=\"http:\/\/images.apple.com\/itunesaffiliates\/logos\/iTunes_sm_bdg61x15.png\" \/><\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"http:\/\/ad.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/show?id= xLsJkztrnNY&amp;bids=78941.10000170&amp;type=4&amp;subid=0\" alt=\"\" \/> &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp; offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms %253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa %252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253F artistTerm%253DO'Connor, Sin\u00e9ad%2526songTerm=I Am Streched On Your Grave%26partnerId%3D30\" title=\"Search for 'I Am Streched On Your Grave' on the iTMS\">I Am Streched On Your Grave<\/a>&#8221; by <a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/ stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid= 1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252F MZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252Fadvanced SearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DO'Connor, Sin\u00e9ad%26partnerId%3D30\" title=\"Search for 'O'Connor, Sin\u00e9ad' on the iTMS\">O&#8217;Connor, Sin\u00e9ad<\/a> from the album <em><a href=\"http:\/\/click. linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type= 3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple. com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search. 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Thankfully, they didn&#8217;t take much &#8212; what they _did_ take was this cute little monkey.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2049],"tags":[13],"class_list":["post-3829","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photos","tag-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3829","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3829"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3829\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3829"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3829"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3829"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}