{"id":383,"date":"2002-03-06T14:45:27","date_gmt":"2002-03-06T22:45:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2002\/03\/06\/stupid-puter\/"},"modified":"2019-11-26T14:59:00","modified_gmt":"2019-11-26T22:59:00","slug":"stupid-puter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2002\/03\/06\/stupid-puter\/","title":{"rendered":"Stupid &#8216;puter"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>\n  My computer&#8217;s so dumb, it thinks that 1 + 1 = 10.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hometheaterforum.com\/htforum\/member.php?s=&amp;action=getinfo&amp;userid=16583\" title=\"Howard Williams' HTF profile\">Howard Williams<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My computer&#8217;s so dumb, it thinks that 1 + 1 = 10.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2038],"tags":[16],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/383"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=383"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/383\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}