{"id":3848,"date":"2006-07-13T09:42:02","date_gmt":"2006-07-13T16:42:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2006\/07\/13\/woozles-sound-chewy\/"},"modified":"2019-12-20T10:33:26","modified_gmt":"2019-12-20T18:33:26","slug":"woozles-sound-chewy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2006\/07\/13\/woozles-sound-chewy\/","title":{"rendered":"Woozles Sound Chewy"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:6221,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/click.linksynergy.com\\\/fs-bin\\\/click?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941.10000170&amp;type=4&amp;subid=0&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>&#8220;Ooohhh&#8230;too. Much. Pizza,&#8221; Prairie mock-whined as she cuddled up next to me in bed.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m stuffed. Big lump of pizza in my tummy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ah. Yes.&#8221; I nodded. &#8220;Pizzalump. Kind of like a Heffalump, only more edible.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Prairie giggled. &#8220;Heffalumps aren&#8217;t edible?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Nope.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Who says?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The Heffalumps, of course!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Of course!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Woozles might not agree, but then, you can&#8217;t take a <em>Woozle&#8217;s<\/em> word for it, now can you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>By this point, we both had a serious case of the giggles, and conversation stopped for a few moments. Then Prairie mumbled something.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Woozles sound chewy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Chewy?&#8221; I started laughing again.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, they <em>do<\/em>. Say it: &#8216;_Wooooo_zles&#8230;'&#8221; And then she was giggling too hard to go on.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I should make that the tagline for my site,&#8221; I laughed. &#8220;&#8216;Woozles Sound Chewy.'&#8221; I mimed a baffled shrug. &#8220;See how long it takes for someone to e-mail me asking what that means. Then I&#8217;ll just e-mail back, &#8216;Well, they <em>do<\/em>. Say it!'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And again with the laughing too hard to talk.<\/p>\n<p>So &#8212; Woozles sound chewy, and now Prairie wants a Heffalump (rather than a Pizzalump) for dinner sometime next week.<\/p>\n<p>Anyone have any recipes?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/click?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941.10000170&amp;type=4&amp;subid=0\" title=\"Get iTunes\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"iTunes\" border=\"0\" width=\"61\" height=\"15\" src=\"http:\/\/images.apple.com\/itunesaffiliates\/logos\/iTunes_sm_bdg61x15.png\" \/><\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"http:\/\/ad.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/show?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;bids=78941.10000170&amp;type=4&amp;subid=0\" alt=\"\" \/> &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms %253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DRed Elvises%2526songTerm=Sad Cowboy Song (Live)%26partnerId%3D30\" title=\"Search for 'Sad Cowboy Song (Live)' on the iTMS\">Sad Cowboy Song (Live)<\/a>&#8221; by <a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DRed Elvises%26partnerId%3D30\" title=\"Search for 'Red Elvises' on the iTMS\">Red Elvises<\/a> from the album <em><a href=\"http:\/\/click. linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DRed Elvises%2526albumTerm=Your Favorite Band%26partnerId%3D30\" title=\"Search for 'Your Favorite Band' on the iTMS\">Your Favorite Band<\/a> <\/em> (1999, 6:24).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heffalumps aren&#8217;t edible, and Woozles sound chewy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[6,13],"class_list":["post-3848","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-humor","tag-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3848","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3848"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3848\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3848"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3848"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3848"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}