{"id":3850,"date":"2006-07-14T10:16:33","date_gmt":"2006-07-14T17:16:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2006\/07\/14\/300-multiple-choices\/"},"modified":"2019-12-20T10:33:46","modified_gmt":"2019-12-20T18:33:46","slug":"300-multiple-choices","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2006\/07\/14\/300-multiple-choices\/","title":{"rendered":"300 Multiple Choices"},"content":{"rendered":"

The idea for using server response codes as SMS shorthand<\/a> that’s going around right now is cute…<\/p>\n

\n 403 = Forbidden
\n The request was denied for a reason the server does not want to (or has no means to) indicate to the client.<\/em><\/p>\n

[FRIEND] i herd the show was sold out. did u get in?<\/strong>
\n [YOU] 403<\/strong><\/p>\n

or<\/p>\n

[FRIEND] how\u2019d it go last night with that new girl???<\/strong>
\n [YOU] 403<\/strong>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

…but I still prefer an idea I linked to<\/a> all the way back in January of ’04, when I ran across the idea of applying server response codes to dating<\/a>.<\/p>\n

\n 300 Multiple Choices<\/strong> for the creative.
\n 301 Moved Permanently<\/strong> for the formerly-masculine.
\n […]
\n 401 Unauthorized<\/strong> for the stranger.
\n 402 Payment Required<\/strong> for … yeah.
\n 404 Not Found<\/strong> for the unfortunate.
\n 405 Method Not Allowed<\/strong> — I’m not going there.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"iTunes\"<\/a>\"\" “To the New Light<\/a>” by Laibach<\/a> from the album Jesus Christ Superstars<\/a> <\/em> (1997, 5:00).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The idea for using server response codes as SMS shorthand that’s going around right now is cute, but I still prefer an idea I from January of ’04, when I ran across the idea of applying server response codes to dating.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2034],"tags":[6],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3850"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3850"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3850\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3850"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3850"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3850"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}