{"id":3850,"date":"2006-07-14T10:16:33","date_gmt":"2006-07-14T17:16:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2006\/07\/14\/300-multiple-choices\/"},"modified":"2019-12-20T10:33:46","modified_gmt":"2019-12-20T18:33:46","slug":"300-multiple-choices","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2006\/07\/14\/300-multiple-choices\/","title":{"rendered":"300 Multiple Choices"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:6390,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/lizrevision.com\\\/lol\\\/sms-shorthand-for-geeks-using-server-response-codes&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20250206135803\\\/http:\\\/\\\/lizrevision.com\\\/lol\\\/sms-shorthand-for-geeks-using-server-response-codes&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-09 03:25:25&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-19 18:12:42&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-19 18:12:42&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:6391,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.codepoetry.net\\\/archives\\\/2004\\\/01\\\/31\\\/417_expectation_failed.php&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20070818005438\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.codepoetry.net:80\\\/archives\\\/2004\\\/01\\\/31\\\/417_expectation_failed.php&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-09 03:25:38&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-19 18:12:34&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-30 08:50:34&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404}],&quot;broken&quot;:true,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-30 08:50:34&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:6221,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/click.linksynergy.com\\\/fs-bin\\\/click?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941.10000170&amp;type=4&amp;subid=0&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:6392,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/click.linksynergy.com\\\/fs-bin\\\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DLaibach%26partnerId%3D30&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;pending&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>The idea for <a href=\"http:\/\/lizrevision.com\/lol\/sms-shorthand-for-geeks-using-server-response-codes\" title=\"liz revision: SMS (Text-Messaging) Shorthand for Geeks Using Server Response Codes\">using server response codes as SMS shorthand<\/a> that&#8217;s going around right now is cute&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  403 = Forbidden<br \/>\n  <em>The request was denied for a reason the server does not want to (or has no means to) indicate to the client.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>  [FRIEND] <strong>i herd the show was sold out. did u get in?<\/strong><br \/>\n  [YOU] <strong>403<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>  or<\/p>\n<p>  [FRIEND] <strong>how\u2019d it go last night with that new girl???<\/strong><br \/>\n  [YOU] <strong>403<\/strong>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8230;but I still prefer an idea I <a href=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2004\/01\/411_length_requ.html\" title=\"Eclecticism: 411 Length Required\">linked to<\/a> all the way back in January of &#8217;04, when I ran across the idea of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.codepoetry.net\/archives\/2004\/01\/31\/417_expectation_failed.php\" title=\"Codepoetry: 417 Expectation Failed\">applying server response codes to dating<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  <strong>300 Multiple Choices<\/strong> for the creative.<br \/>\n  <strong>301 Moved Permanently<\/strong> for the formerly-masculine.<br \/>\n  [&#8230;]<br \/>\n  <strong>401 Unauthorized<\/strong> for the stranger.<br \/>\n  <strong>402 Payment Required<\/strong> for &#8230; yeah.<br \/>\n  <strong>404 Not Found<\/strong> for the unfortunate.<br \/>\n  <strong>405 Method Not Allowed<\/strong> &#8212; I&#8217;m not going there.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/click?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941.10000170&amp;type=4&amp;subid=0\" title=\"Get iTunes\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"iTunes\" border=\"0\" width=\"61\" height=\"15\" src=\"http:\/\/images.apple.com\/itunesaffiliates\/logos\/iTunes_sm_bdg61x15.png\" \/><\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"http:\/\/ad.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/show?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;bids=78941.10000170&amp;type=4&amp;subid=0\" alt=\"\" \/> &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms %253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DLaibach%2526songTerm=To the New Light%26partnerId%3D30\" title=\"Search for 'To the New Light' on the iTMS\">To the New Light<\/a>&#8221; by <a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DLaibach%26partnerId%3D30\" title=\"Search for 'Laibach' on the iTMS\">Laibach<\/a> from the album <em><a href=\"http:\/\/click. linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DLaibach%2526albumTerm=Jesus Christ Superstars%26partnerId%3D30\" title=\"Search for 'Jesus Christ Superstars' on the iTMS\">Jesus Christ Superstars<\/a> <\/em> (1997, 5:00).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The idea for using server response codes as SMS shorthand that&#8217;s going around right now is cute, but I still prefer an idea I from January of &#8217;04, when I ran across the idea of applying server response codes to dating.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2034],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-3850","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geekery","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3850","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3850"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3850\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3850"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3850"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3850"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}