{"id":3866,"date":"2006-07-27T19:37:27","date_gmt":"2006-07-28T02:37:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2006\/07\/27\/one-mans-porn\/"},"modified":"2019-12-20T10:40:33","modified_gmt":"2019-12-20T18:40:33","slug":"one-mans-porn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2006\/07\/27\/one-mans-porn\/","title":{"rendered":"One man&#8217;s porn&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:6365,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.photim.net\\\/nci\\\/discu.php3?code=20060706071502MIKL#O147&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:6221,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/click.linksynergy.com\\\/fs-bin\\\/click?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941.10000170&amp;type=4&amp;subid=0&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>&#8220;Are these <em>real<\/em>?&#8221; I asked myself as I scrolled down the row of pictures on the webpage.<\/p>\n<p>Prairie started giggling. &#8220;That&#8217;s the kind of thing most guys would say while they&#8217;re looking at porn.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I laughed. &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.photim.net\/nci\/discu.php3?code=20060706071502MIKL#O147\" title=\"Consultation des News Chasseur d'Images: Nikon D80? (par MIKL)\">I <em>am<\/em><\/a>!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I know,&#8221; she said. &#8220;That&#8217;s what makes it so funny!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/click?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941.10000170&amp;type=4&amp;subid=0\" title=\"Get iTunes\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"iTunes\" border=\"0\" width=\"61\" height=\"15\" src=\"http:\/\/images.apple.com\/itunesaffiliates\/logos\/iTunes_sm_bdg61x15.png\" \/><\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"http:\/\/ad.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/show?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;bids=78941.10000170&amp;type=4&amp;subid=0\" alt=\"\" \/> &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms %253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DNew Order%2526songTerm=Temptation%26partnerId%3D30\" title=\"Search for 'Temptation' on the iTMS\">Temptation<\/a>&#8221; by <a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DNew Order%26partnerId%3D30\" title=\"Search for 'New Order' on the iTMS\">New Order<\/a> from the album <em><a href=\"http:\/\/click. linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DNew Order%2526albumTerm=Trainspotting%26partnerId%3D30\" title=\"Search for 'Trainspotting' on the iTMS\">Trainspotting<\/a> <\/em> (1983, 7:00).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8216;Are these _real_?&#8217; I asked myself as I scrolled down the row of pictures on the webpage. 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