{"id":3902,"date":"2006-10-11T14:36:50","date_gmt":"2006-10-11T21:36:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2006\/10\/11\/desperation\/"},"modified":"2019-12-20T11:21:13","modified_gmt":"2019-12-20T19:21:13","slug":"desperation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2006\/10\/11\/desperation\/","title":{"rendered":"Desperation"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:6234,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.google.com\\\/search?q=oh%20god%20give%20me%20a%20job%20i%20need%20a%20fucking%20job%20just%20give%20me%20a%20job%20i%20want%20a%20job%20okay&amp;sourceid=mozilla-search&amp;start=0&amp;start=0&amp;&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.google.com\\\/sorry\\\/index?continue=http:\\\/\\\/www.google.com\\\/search%3Fq%3Doh%2520god%2520give%2520me%2520a%2520job%2520i%2520need%2520a%2520fucking%2520job%2520just%2520give%2520me%2520a%2520job%2520i%2520want%2520a%2520job%2520okay&amp;q=EgTP8eE6GN-FuM0GIjABn02IMIPa7XfvgvmLXVlY0tnhnOz5K_1fr-rBfBCC5JwQGJhId5imINqWZWwceS0yBmpjbmRyUloBQw&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:6221,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/click.linksynergy.com\\\/fs-bin\\\/click?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941.10000170&amp;type=4&amp;subid=0&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:6235,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/click.linksynergy.com\\\/fs-bin\\\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DK.M.F.D.M.%26partnerId%3D30&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>Heh.<\/p>\n<p>Someone just came to my site via a Google search for &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=oh%20god%20give%20me%20a%20job%20i%20need%20a%20fucking%20job%20just%20give%20me%20a%20job%20i%20want%20a%20job%20okay&amp;sourceid=mozilla-search&amp;start=0&amp;start=0&amp;\" title=\"Google: 'oh god give me a job i need a fucking job just give me a job i want a job okay'\">oh god give me a job i need a fucking job just give me a job i want a job okay<\/a>&#8220;.<\/p>\n<p>As if that search string isn&#8217;t amusing enough on its own, wanna take a guess at which page they landed at? Three guesses, and the first two don&#8217;t count. ;)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/click?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941.10000170&amp;type=4&amp;subid=0\" title=\"Get iTunes\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"iTunes\" border=\"0\" width=\"61\" height=\"15\" src=\"http:\/\/images.apple.com\/itunesaffiliates\/logos\/iTunes_sm_bdg61x15.png\" \/><\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"http:\/\/ad.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/show?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;bids=78941.10000170&amp;type=4&amp;subid=0\" alt=\"\" \/> &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms %253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DK.M.F.D.M.%2526songTerm=Material Girl%26partnerId%3D30\" title=\"Search for 'Material Girl' on the iTMS\">Material Girl<\/a>&#8221; by <a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DK.M.F.D.M.%26partnerId%3D30\" title=\"Search for 'K.M.F.D.M.' on the iTMS\">K.M.F.D.M.<\/a> from the album <em><a href=\"http:\/\/click. linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=xLsJkztrnNY&amp;offerid=78941&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=itms%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZSearch.woa%252Fwa%252Fcom.apple.jingle.search.DirectAction%252FadvancedSearchResults%253FartistTerm%253DK.M.F.D.M.%2526albumTerm=Virgin Voices: A Tribute to Madonna Vol. 1%26partnerId%3D30\" title=\"Search for 'Virgin Voices: A Tribute to Madonna Vol. 1' on the iTMS\">Virgin Voices: A Tribute to Madonna Vol. 1<\/a> <\/em> (1999, 4:27).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Someone just came to my site via a Google search for &#8216;oh god give me a job i need a fucking job just give me a job i want a job okay&#8217;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2040],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-3902","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3902","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3902"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3902\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3902"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3902"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3902"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}