{"id":3921,"date":"2006-11-24T04:57:46","date_gmt":"2006-11-24T12:57:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2006\/11\/24\/black-friday-morn\/"},"modified":"2019-12-20T11:24:46","modified_gmt":"2019-12-20T19:24:46","slug":"black-friday-morn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2006\/11\/24\/black-friday-morn\/","title":{"rendered":"Black Friday Morn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hope everyone had a happy Thanksgiving day!<\/p>\n<p>A piece of advice: if you can manage it, don&#8217;t be so foolish as to work retail on the day after Thanksgiving. This year, the Northgate Mall gave its tenant stores the choice of opening at either 5:00am or 6:00am. My manager was kind enough to choose the 6:00am opening time&#8230;but that still means I have to be there at about 5:30am.<\/p>\n<p>So now, here I am at five in the morning, trying to shake off a turkey coma so I can go deal with the craziest of the Black Friday shoppers.<\/p>\n<p>Ick.<\/p>\n<p>I will <em>never<\/em> be convinced that <em>anyone<\/em> <strong><em>has<\/em><\/strong> to be shopping at this hour of the morning. They&#8217;re all flat-out insane.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So now, here I am at five in the morning, trying to shake off a turkey coma so I can go deal with the craziest of the Black Friday shoppers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[13],"class_list":["post-3921","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3921","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3921"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3921\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3921"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3921"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3921"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}