{"id":4027,"date":"2007-05-16T07:18:53","date_gmt":"2007-05-16T14:18:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2007\/05\/16\/overheard-in-seattle\/"},"modified":"2019-12-20T14:15:01","modified_gmt":"2019-12-20T22:15:01","slug":"overheard-in-seattle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2007\/05\/16\/overheard-in-seattle\/","title":{"rendered":"Overheard in Seattle"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:5958,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/community.livejournal.com\\\/overheardsea\\\/47392.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>Not overheard by <em>me<\/em>, unfortunately, just too bizarre and funny not to share. This is ganked directly from <a href=\"http:\/\/community.livejournal.com\/overheardsea\/47392.html\" alt=\"LiveJournal: overheardsea: Overheard on the #26 today...\"><strong>overheardsea<\/strong><\/a> on LiveJournal:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  Select lines from a guy having a very long conversation with what I believe was his significant other on his cell phone sitting directly behind me [on the #26 bus]:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n    &#8220;I&#8217;m on my way to my brother&#8217;s to pick up weed, and them I&#8217;m going to get a cat at the Humane Shelter.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>    &#8220;So last night I went to meet up with that couple I told you about. They&#8217;re a gay guy and a tranny girl. The interview went real well. They called me back later that same night and said I was their favorite, so things are looking good there.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>    &#8220;I&#8217;m making dinner tonight with my housemates. No, honey! Honey! I told you I was doing this tonight! Well, we&#8217;ll have to play really quickly in the bathroom tonight because I have to be there for the dinner. I love you, too.&#8221;\n  <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m on my way to my brother&#8217;s to pick up weed, and them I&#8217;m going to get a cat at the Humane Shelter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[6,16],"class_list":["post-4027","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-humor","tag-quotes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4027","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4027"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4027\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4027"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4027"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4027"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}