{"id":4039,"date":"2007-06-11T14:57:14","date_gmt":"2007-06-11T21:57:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2007\/06\/11\/inappropriate-thoughts\/"},"modified":"2019-12-20T14:18:04","modified_gmt":"2019-12-20T22:18:04","slug":"inappropriate-thoughts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2007\/06\/11\/inappropriate-thoughts\/","title":{"rendered":"Inappropriate Thoughts"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:5937,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/xkcd.com\\\/c275.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20081012122255\\\/http:\\\/\\\/xkcd.com\\\/c275.html&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-08 16:13:44&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-13 15:19:54&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-17 08:15:27&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-17 08:15:27&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/xkcd.com\/c275.html\" title=\"xkcd: Thoughts\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/imgs.xkcd.com\/comics\/thoughts.png\" title=\"xkcd: Thoughts\" width=\"350\" height=\"369\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Slightly tangentially related:<\/p>\n<p>I once knew someone (in fact, I still know him, though I hesitate to identify him for fear of recrimination &#8212; or, perhaps, incrimination) who told me that, upon meeting the new husband of an ex-girlfriend of his, had to suppress the urge to say, &#8220;I took your wife&#8217;s virginity.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Wrong. Rude.<\/p>\n<p>And &#8212; in my world &#8212; <em>very<\/em> funny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I once knew someone who told me that, upon meeting the new husband of an ex-girlfriend of his, had to suppress the urge to say, &#8216;I took your wife&#8217;s virginity.&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-4039","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4039","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4039"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4039\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4039"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4039"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4039"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}