{"id":4067,"date":"2007-07-11T08:45:26","date_gmt":"2007-07-11T15:45:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2007\/07\/11\/heat-wave\/"},"modified":"2019-12-20T14:45:26","modified_gmt":"2019-12-20T22:45:26","slug":"heat-wave","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2007\/07\/11\/heat-wave\/","title":{"rendered":"Heat Wave"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[]'><\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/07\/2007\/07\/graphics\/SafariScreenSnapz001.jpg\" height=\"503\" width=\"455\" border=\"0\" hspace=\"0\" vspace=\"0\" alt=\"Today's Forecast...\" title=\"Today's Forecast...\" \/><\/p>\n<p>75 degrees already, and it&#8217;s only 8:30 in the morning.<\/p>\n<p>An expected record-setting high of 96 degrees.<\/p>\n<p>Y&#8217;know, I <em>thought<\/em> I moved to Seattle&#8230;who snuck up on me and shipped me to southern California (or the midwest, or south, or East coast&#8230;I wanted someplace warmer than Alaska when I left, but there&#8217;s a reason I stayed in the Pacific Northwest!)?<\/p>\n<p>Ah, well. We&#8217;re coping the best we can: fans all over the apartment, daily dunks in the pool, occasional cool showers, spritzers of cool water by the bed, and so on. We keep daydreaming about A\/C, but given Seattle, we&#8217;d only need it for <em>maybe<\/em> one week out of the year, so it&#8217;s really not worth spending money on. Better to just be wusses and whine our way through the occasional heat wave.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>75 degrees already, and it&#8217;s only 8:30 in the morning. An expected record-setting high of 96 degrees. Y&#8217;know, I _thought_ I moved to Seattle&#8230;who snuck up on me and shipped me to southern California?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[13],"class_list":["post-4067","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4067","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4067"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4067\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4067"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4067"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4067"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}