{"id":4073,"date":"2007-07-17T23:46:34","date_gmt":"2007-07-18T06:46:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2007\/07\/17\/not-exactly-lushes\/"},"modified":"2019-12-20T14:46:12","modified_gmt":"2019-12-20T22:46:12","slug":"not-exactly-lushes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2007\/07\/17\/not-exactly-lushes\/","title":{"rendered":"Not Exactly Lushes"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[]'><\/div>\n<p>As I put a six-pack of Smirnoff Ice (Raspberry Blast) into the shopping cart next to Prairie&#8217;s bottle of wine, I turned to her and asked, &#8220;So when <em>did<\/em> we last buy alcohol?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She paused, then held up a hand and started counting backwards on her fingers. &#8220;Seven, eight&#8230;nine months?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Not exactly doing our part to keep the booze flowin&#8217;, are we?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not exactly doing our part to keep the booze flowin&#8217;, are we?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[13,193],"class_list":["post-4073","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-life","tag-prairie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4073","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4073"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4073\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4073"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4073"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4073"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}