{"id":4087,"date":"2007-08-09T21:39:28","date_gmt":"2007-08-10T04:39:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2007\/08\/09\/best-voicemail-ever\/"},"modified":"2019-12-20T15:30:33","modified_gmt":"2019-12-20T23:30:33","slug":"best-voicemail-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2007\/08\/09\/best-voicemail-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Best Voicemail Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[]'><\/div>\n<p>This voicemail came in yesterday evening. I had to share.<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:02BF25D5-8C17-4B23-BC80-D3488ABDDC6B\" width=\"128\" height=\"16\" codebase=\"http:\/\/www.apple.com\/qtactivex\/qtplugin.cab\"><param name=\"src\" value=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/08\/2007\/07\/audio\/whiteman.mp3\" \/><param name=\"autoplay\" value=\"false\" \/><param name=\"controller\" value=\"true\" \/><embed src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/08\/2007\/07\/audio\/whiteman.mp3\" width=\"128\" height=\"16\" autoplay=\"false\" controller=\"true\" pluginspage=\"http:\/\/www.apple.com\/quicktime\/download\/\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  WOMAN: &#8230;and it said leave a number. Some <em>white<\/em> man answered.<\/p>\n<p>  MAN (in background): This the number you just dialed?<\/p>\n<p>  WOMAN: Yeah. And a <em>white<\/em> person answered. And said, &#8220;Please, we&#8217;re not in right now, leave a message we&#8217;ll get back to you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>  MAN (in background): I don&#8217;t know&#8230;(unintelligible).<\/p>\n<p>  WOMAN: I don&#8217;t either.<\/p>\n<p>  MAN (in background): (unintelligible).<\/p>\n<p>  (click)\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Easily one of the weirdest &#8212; and funniest &#8212; voicemail messages I&#8217;ve gotten in ages.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8216;Some _white_ man answered.&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[6,13],"class_list":["post-4087","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-humor","tag-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4087","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4087"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4087\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4087"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4087"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4087"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}