{"id":4101,"date":"2007-10-02T11:46:08","date_gmt":"2007-10-02T18:46:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2007\/10\/02\/soylent-cheese\/"},"modified":"2019-12-20T15:35:30","modified_gmt":"2019-12-20T23:35:30","slug":"soylent-cheese","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2007\/10\/02\/soylent-cheese\/","title":{"rendered":"Soylent Cheese"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:5811,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.kraft.com\\\/default.aspx&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20090216215938\\\/http:\\\/\\\/kraft.com:80\\\/default.aspx&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.kraftheinz.com\\\/&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-10 07:28:23&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-15 11:38:38&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-15 11:38:38&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:5812,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.google.com\\\/search?hl=en&amp;client=firefox-a&amp;rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&amp;hs=m96&amp;q=%22cheese+comes+from+people%22&amp;btnG=Search&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.google.com\\\/webhp?hl=en&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>Last week sometime, Prairie and I were flopped in bed, watching some silly sitcom before we faded out for the night. During one of the commercial breaks, we heard the following:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  Of course milk comes from cows, but we know that cheese comes from people&#8230;\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Prairie and I looked at each other with identical horrified and amused expressions, and then spent the next few minutes laughing until our sides ached and our eyes were tearing up. <em>Cheese comes from people?<\/em> We just couldn&#8217;t get past it, and every time we started to calm down, one or the other of us would say, &#8220;cheese comes from people!&#8221; and we&#8217;d start laughing all over again.<\/p>\n<p>The worst part was, we were laughing so hard that we had <em>no idea<\/em> what the rest of the commercial was about, or who it was for, so since then, we&#8217;ve just been hoping to run across the &#8220;cheese comes from people&#8221; commercial again so that we&#8217;d have some idea what they were talking about. Prairie found it last night, and apparently it&#8217;s an ad for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kraft.com\/default.aspx\" title=\"Kraft Foods\">Kraft<\/a> cheese&#8230;unfortunately, a horribly written ad. This one just slipped right past the editors before it went on the air!<\/p>\n<p>Thankfully, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=en&amp;client=firefox-a&amp;rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&amp;hs=m96&amp;q=%22cheese+comes+from+people%22&amp;btnG=Search\" title=\"Google search for 'cheese comes from people'\">we&#8217;re not the only ones<\/a> amused by this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Of course milk comes from cows, but we know that cheese comes from people&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043,2037],"tags":[6,16,8],"class_list":["post-4101","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","category-tv-and-films","tag-humor","tag-quotes","tag-television"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4101","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4101"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4101\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}