{"id":4135,"date":"2007-11-28T13:46:13","date_gmt":"2007-11-28T21:46:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2007\/11\/28\/badass-bible-verses\/"},"modified":"2022-03-07T09:50:00","modified_gmt":"2022-03-07T17:50:00","slug":"badass-bible-verses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2007\/11\/28\/badass-bible-verses\/","title":{"rendered":"Badass Bible Verses"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' 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has a list of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.biblegateway.com\/passage\/?search=Exodus%202:%2011-12&amp;version=31\" title=\"Bible Gateway: Exodus 2: 11-12\">top nine &#8216;badass&#8217; bible verses<\/a>. Just for fun, I&#8217;ll list the verse citations here. Any guesses at what stories they&#8217;re referring to (before looking at the linked article or clicking through to the linked NIV versions, of course)?<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.biblegateway.com\/passage\/?search=Exodus%202:%2011-12&amp;version=31\" title=\"Bible Gateway: Exodus 2: 11-12\">Exodus 2: 11-12<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.biblegateway.com\/passage\/?search=II%20Kings%202:%2023-24;&amp;version=31;\" title=\"Bible Gateway: II Kings 2: 23-24\">II Kings 2: 23-24<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.biblegateway.com\/passage\/?search=Ezekiel%2023:%2019-20;&amp;version=31;\" title=\"Bible Gateway: Ezekiel 23: 19-20\">Ezekiel 23: 19-20<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.biblegateway.com\/passage\/?search=Judges%203:%2016-23;&amp;version=31;\" title=\"Bible Gateway: Judges 3: 16-23\">Judges 3: 16-23<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.biblegateway.com\/passage\/?search=Numbers%2016:%2023-33;&amp;version=31;\" title=\"Bible Gateway: Numbers 16: 23-33\">Numbers 16: 23, 31-33<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.biblegateway.com\/passage\/?search=Deuteronomy%2025:%2011-12;&amp;version=31;\" title=\"Bible Gateway: Deuteronomy 25: 11-12\">Deuteronomy 25: 11-12<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.biblegateway.com\/passage\/?search=I%20Kings%2018:%2024-40;&amp;version=31;\" title=\"Bible Gateway: I Kings 18: 24-40\">I Kings 18: 24, 38-40<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.biblegateway.com\/passage\/?search=Judges%2015:%2015-16;&amp;version=31;\" title=\"Bible Gateway: Judges 15: 15-16\">Judges 15: 15-16<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.biblegateway.com\/passage\/?search=I%20Samuel%2018:%2025-27;&amp;version=31;\" title=\"Bible Gateway: I Samuel 18: 25-27\">I Samuel 18: 25-27<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cracked has a list of the top nine &#8216;badass&#8217; bible verses. Just for fun, I&#8217;ll list the verse citations here. Any guesses at what stories they&#8217;re referring to (before looking at the linked article, of course)?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2036,2028],"tags":[6,103],"class_list":["post-4135","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books","category-links","tag-humor","tag-religion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4135","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4135"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4135\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}