{"id":4210,"date":"2008-05-22T13:57:57","date_gmt":"2008-05-22T20:57:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2008\/05\/22\/heterosexual-questionnaire\/"},"modified":"2019-12-23T09:31:21","modified_gmt":"2019-12-23T17:31:21","slug":"heterosexual-questionnaire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2008\/05\/22\/heterosexual-questionnaire\/","title":{"rendered":"Heterosexual Questionnaire"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:5537,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.google.com\\\/search?hl=en&amp;client=safari&amp;rls=en&amp;sa=X&amp;oi=spell&amp;resnum=0&amp;ct=result&amp;cd=1&amp;q=heterosexuality+questionnaire&amp;spell=1&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20020813214541\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.google.com:80\\\/search?hl=en&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-08 10:56:31&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:429},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-05 00:43:50&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-05 00:43:50&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>There are <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=en&amp;client=safari&amp;rls=en&amp;sa=X&amp;oi=spell&amp;resnum=0&amp;ct=result&amp;cd=1&amp;q=heterosexuality+questionnaire&amp;spell=1\" title=\"Google for 'heterosexual questionnaire'\">multiple versions of this<\/a> floating around on the &#8216;net, and I&#8217;ve run across the concept before, but I saw this particular version for the first time this week in my Women&#8217;s Studies class, where it got a lot of laughs and some good discussions going.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>What do you think caused your heterosexuality?<\/li>\n<li>When and how did you decide that you were a heterosexual?<\/li>\n<li>Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?<\/li>\n<li>Is it possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?<\/li>\n<li>If you&#8217;ve never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you need is a good gay or lesbian lover?<\/li>\n<li>To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react?<\/li>\n<li>Why do you heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into your lifestyle?<\/li>\n<li>Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Why can&#8217;t you just be what you are and keep quiet about it?<\/li>\n<li>Would you want your children to be heterosexual knowing the problems they&#8217;d face?<\/li>\n<li>A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexual teachers?<\/li>\n<li>With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?<\/li>\n<li>Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?<\/li>\n<li>Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual like you?<\/li>\n<li>Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don&#8217;t you fear (s)he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of his\/her own leanings?<\/li>\n<li>How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality, and fail to develop your natural, healthy homosexual potential?<\/li>\n<li>There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really want to. Have you considered trying aversion therapy?<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are multiple versions of this floating around on the &#8216;net, and I&#8217;ve run across the concept before, but I saw this particular version for the first time this week in my Women&#8217;s Studies class, where it got a lot of laughs and some good discussions going.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[6],"class_list":["post-4210","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4210","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4210"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4210\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4210"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4210"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4210"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}