{"id":4218,"date":"2008-06-09T08:41:30","date_gmt":"2008-06-09T15:41:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2008\/06\/09\/trifecta\/"},"modified":"2019-12-23T09:33:08","modified_gmt":"2019-12-23T17:33:08","slug":"trifecta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2008\/06\/09\/trifecta\/","title":{"rendered":"Trifecta"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Point one: A news story about a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/25024995\/\" title=\"MSNBC: Man jumps from plane with no parachute\">Darwin Award contender<\/a>. Point two: <em>great<\/em> headline. Point three: horrid choice of ad banner (probably automatically generated).<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/2008\/06\/graphics\/noparachute.jpg\" height=\"322\" width=\"500\" alt=\"No Parachute\" title=\"No Parachute\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Hey, it made <em>me<\/em> laugh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Point one: A news story about a Darwin Award contender. Point two: _great_ headline. Point three: horrid choice of ad banner (probably automatically generated).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2043],"tags":[393,6],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4218"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4218"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4218\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}