{"id":4219,"date":"2008-06-09T12:33:20","date_gmt":"2008-06-09T19:33:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2008\/06\/09\/bonehead\/"},"modified":"2019-12-23T09:33:16","modified_gmt":"2019-12-23T17:33:16","slug":"bonehead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2008\/06\/09\/bonehead\/","title":{"rendered":"Bonehead"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After class this morning, I wandered across the street to the bus stop. I was a little annoyed at myself for leaving my bus pass at home, but since I had a few ones, it didn&#8217;t matter too much. I got on the 75 and picked up a transfer, rode to the Northgate Transit Center, waited there for about ten minutes, and then took the 41 to our apartment. As I waited for the bus to roll to a stop, I peeked out the windows and scanned our parking lot for the car to see if Prairie was back from her morning jaunt with Hope. The car wasn&#8217;t in the lot&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;oh, wait. Crap.<\/p>\n<p>I drove to school this morning.<\/p>\n<p>Prairie hasn&#8217;t been able to stop giggling for the past half hour.<\/p>\n<p>On the bright side, I didn&#8217;t have to catch the bus <em>back<\/em> to school, as Prairie was able to call Hope and have her drive us up to the school to rescue the car. Which I&#8217;d forgotten. Left behind.<\/p>\n<p>I am <em>such<\/em> a dork.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I waited for the bus to roll to a stop, I peeked out the windows and scanned our parking lot for the car to see if Prairie was back from her morning jaunt with Hope. The car wasn&#8217;t in the lot&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[6,13,401,193],"class_list":["post-4219","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-humor","tag-life","tag-nscc","tag-prairie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4219","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4219"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4219\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}