{"id":451,"date":"2002-03-15T14:15:10","date_gmt":"2002-03-15T22:15:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2002\/03\/15\/dubya-needs-to-get-laid\/"},"modified":"2019-11-26T15:28:20","modified_gmt":"2019-11-26T23:28:20","slug":"dubya-needs-to-get-laid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2002\/03\/15\/dubya-needs-to-get-laid\/","title":{"rendered":"Dubya needs to get laid!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:16396,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.thepetitionsite.com\\\/takeaction\\\/539757018?sign[partnerID]=1&amp;sign[memberID]=718871772&amp;sign[partner_userID]=718871772&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.thepetitionsite.com\\\/takeaction\\\/539757018?sign[partnerID]=1&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<blockquote><p>\n  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thepetitionsite.com\/takeaction\/539757018?sign[partnerID]=1&amp;sign[memberID]=718871772&amp;sign[partner_userID]=718871772\" title=\"The trick would be finding a willing intern....\">We, the undersigned<\/a>, in the interest of international harmony and seeking an end to all violence in this world, do hereby call on the president of the United States, George W. Bush, to find a fully consenting adult intern to service his sexual needs.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We, the undersigned, in the interest of international harmony and seeking an end to all violence in this world, do hereby call on the president of the United States, George W. Bush, to find a fully consenting adult intern to service his sexual needs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2042],"tags":[14],"class_list":["post-451","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","tag-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/451","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=451"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/451\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=451"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=451"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=451"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}