{"id":482,"date":"2002-03-21T15:55:29","date_gmt":"2002-03-21T23:55:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2002\/03\/21\/putrid-weisenheimers\/"},"modified":"2019-11-27T07:42:54","modified_gmt":"2019-11-27T15:42:54","slug":"putrid-weisenheimers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2002\/03\/21\/putrid-weisenheimers\/","title":{"rendered":"Putrid weisenheimers"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:16355,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/hugin.sigusr1.org\\\/%7Epakin\\\/complaint&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<blockquote><p>\n  There are people I unquestionably despise. They lack morals, character, and honesty. They change this country&#8217;s moral infrastructure. In case you can&#8217;t tell, I&#8217;m talking about Mr. Michael Hanscom here. Let us note first of all that whenever anyone states the obvious &#8212; that Michael&#8217;s wisecracks are one of those things that will turn over our country to putrid wisenheimers &#8212; discussion naturally progresses towards the question, &#8216;Why can&#8217;t Michael live among us in peace?&#8217;\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8212; thanks to <a href=\"http:\/\/hugin.sigusr1.org\/%7Epakin\/complaint\" title=\"Flame suit ON!\">Scott Pakin&#8217;s automatic complaint-letter generator<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are people I unquestionably despise. They lack morals, character, and honesty. They change this country&#8217;s moral infrastructure. In case you can&#8217;t tell, I&#8217;m talking about Mr. Michael Hanscom here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2028],"tags":[39],"class_list":["post-482","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","tag-links"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/482","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=482"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/482\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=482"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=482"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=482"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}