{"id":49246,"date":"2023-05-19T19:40:29","date_gmt":"2023-05-20T02:40:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/?p=49246"},"modified":"2023-05-19T19:40:29","modified_gmt":"2023-05-20T02:40:29","slug":"year-50-day-17","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2023\/05\/19\/year-50-day-17\/","title":{"rendered":"Year 50 Day 17"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/IMG_9523-1024x768.jpeg\" alt=\"Me in my office at work, standing next to a reproduction of Mulder\u2019s \u2018I want to believe\u2019 poster from The X-Files, wearing a black short-sleeve button-up with a print of unicorn, pineapple, popsicle, and hot dog inflatable pool floaties.\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-49247\" srcset=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/IMG_9523-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/IMG_9523-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/IMG_9523-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/IMG_9523-1536x1152.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/IMG_9523-2048x1536.jpeg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Day 17: Getting older? Inevitable. Wiser? I hope so. More mature? Not if I can help it. I am a <em>very<\/em> serious employee.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Getting older? Inevitable. Wiser? I hope so. More mature? Not if I can help it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043,2049],"tags":[1814,5686],"class_list":["post-49246","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","category-photos","tag-the-x-files","tag-year-50"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49246","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=49246"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49246\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=49246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=49246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=49246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}