{"id":49600,"date":"2023-07-24T20:05:41","date_gmt":"2023-07-25T03:05:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/?p=49600"},"modified":"2023-07-25T20:06:01","modified_gmt":"2023-07-26T03:06:01","slug":"year-50-day-83","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2023\/07\/24\/year-50-day-83\/","title":{"rendered":"Year 50 Day 83"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/35415237_5f355affe0_o.jpeg\" alt=\"An old photo of me at around three years old, sitting in my mom\u2019s lap as she sits in a rocking chair, dressed in a pink robe, holding up a Playboy centerfold and showing it to me.\" width=\"932\" height=\"943\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-49599\" srcset=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/35415237_5f355affe0_o.jpeg 932w, https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/35415237_5f355affe0_o-297x300.jpeg 297w, https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/35415237_5f355affe0_o-768x777.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 932px) 100vw, 932px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Day 83: Well, it was bound to happen eventually &#8211; not only did I forget to post, but I forgot to even take a photo on this day! As penance, a shot from my childhood, as my mom introduces me to the wonderful world of pornography.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, it was bound to happen eventually.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043,2049],"tags":[5686],"class_list":["post-49600","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","category-photos","tag-year-50"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49600","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=49600"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49600\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=49600"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=49600"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=49600"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}