{"id":49931,"date":"2023-09-17T13:20:00","date_gmt":"2023-09-17T20:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/?p=49931"},"modified":"2023-09-17T13:20:00","modified_gmt":"2023-09-17T20:20:00","slug":"year-50-day-138","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2023\/09\/17\/year-50-day-138\/","title":{"rendered":"Year 50 Day 138"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto;\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/y50d138-scaled.jpeg\" alt=\"Me sitting on the ground in front of our front door, adjusting a poseable decorative skeleton on the ground in front of me.\" title=\"y50d138.jpeg\" border=\"0\" width=\"1512\" height=\"2016\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Day 138: We swapped out our summer front-of-house decorations for spooky season stuff (most, at least; lights will go up later on), part of which involved re-configuring a decorative skeleton from standing at attention (better for storage) to a less rigid (well, for a skeleton, at least) pose. After coaxing this many bones into place, I&#8217;m probably a chiropractor.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Bonus photos: A few shots of the Halloween decorations.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto;\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/y50d138b1-scaled.jpeg\" alt=\"A ground-level-shot of Halloween decorations in front of our house. In the foreground, a skeleton appears to be coming up through the ground. More decorations are visible in the background.\" title=\"y50d138b1.jpeg\" border=\"0\" width=\"2016\" height=\"1512\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto;\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/y50d138b2-scaled.jpeg\" alt=\"A section of our decorations, including an anotomically improbable two-headed snake skeleton, a figurine of a mummy wearing a blue bow tie, and two small gnomes holding pumpkins and skulls.\" title=\"y50d138b2.jpeg\" border=\"0\" width=\"2016\" height=\"1512\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto;\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/y50d138b3-scaled.jpeg\" alt=\"A section of our decorations, including jack-o-lanterns, a pudgy figure in overalls with a jack-o-lantern for a head, a skeleton sitting on top of a jack-o-lantern, and a gnome holding a pumpkin.\" title=\"y50d138b3.jpeg\" border=\"0\" width=\"2016\" height=\"1512\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m probably a chiropractor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043,2049],"tags":[5686],"class_list":["post-49931","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","category-photos","tag-year-50"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49931","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=49931"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49931\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=49931"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=49931"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=49931"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}