{"id":5,"date":"1991-11-12T17:35:26","date_gmt":"1991-11-13T01:35:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/?p=5"},"modified":"2019-12-16T08:45:30","modified_gmt":"2019-12-16T16:45:30","slug":"from-the-irn-111291-1735","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/1991\/11\/12\/from-the-irn-111291-1735\/","title":{"rendered":"[From the IRN: 11.12.91 1735]"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:7217,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.alaska.net\\\/~royce\\\/Funny\\\/IRN\\\/irn-faq.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20260211124603\\\/https:\\\/\\\/www.alaska.net\\\/~royce\\\/Funny\\\/IRN\\\/irn-faq.html&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-12 05:40:08&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:503},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-16 00:17:09&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-19 22:42:17&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-24 05:57:18&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-28 14:51:04&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:503},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-06 04:21:14&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:503},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-09 21:27:09&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:503},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-14 03:37:27&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:503},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-18 09:15:56&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:503}],&quot;broken&quot;:true,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-18 09:15:56&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:503},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:3014,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.alaska.net\\\/~royce&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:17204,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.alaska.net\\\/~royce\\\/Funny\\\/IRN\\\/IRN1_6.TXT&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20241112122054\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.alaska.net\\\/~royce\\\/Funny\\\/IRN\\\/IRN1_6.TXT&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-16 00:17:07&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:503},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-19 22:42:14&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-29 02:05:17&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:503},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-07 08:27:25&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-10 13:47:50&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-14 03:37:24&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-18 10:03:58&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:503}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-18 10:03:58&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:503},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>[Note: This was originally a post to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.alaska.net\/~royce\/Funny\/IRN\/irn-faq.html\" title=\"The I R N FAQ\">IRN<\/a>, run by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.alaska.net\/~royce\/\" title=\"Royce Williams' home page\">Royce<\/a> for a few years in the early &#8217;90s. I&#8217;m including it here for completeness. Originally archived <a href=\"http:\/\/www.alaska.net\/~royce\/Funny\/IRN\/IRN1_6.TXT\">here<\/a>.]<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  <code>#090 ACAD2A::ASRDW1 Tue 12 Nov 1991 08:24:00 ( 3\/ 76) M<\/code><\/p>\n<p>  From: Royster<br \/>\n  Subject: Well, how about this one &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>  (it&#8217;s about time)<\/p>\n<p>  If you met yourself on the street, what would you think?\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><code>#11 ACAD2A::ASMDH Tue 12 Nov 1991 17:35:26 ( 17\/ 623) M<\/code><\/p>\n<p>From: The Woodmeister<br \/>\nSubject: Re: Well, how about this one &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>If I met me, poetry would spring to my mind (both of them):<\/p>\n<p>A single rose<br \/>\nShoved up your nose<br \/>\nYou lick my toes<br \/>\nWhile in repose<br \/>\nMy mother knows<br \/>\nWhere Einstein goes<br \/>\nI&#8217;m in the throes<br \/>\nOf melanoma<\/p>\n<p>Why? Because it is probably one of my few truly creative joint efforts with a friend, and as such, I am immeasurably proud of it, twisted though it may be. Therefore, when I saw me, each of me would remember the poem, start laughing, and go on our merry ways, only to have simultaneous nervous breakdowns at a later date, when the concept of the world having to cope with two of me actually beat its way into my intellect.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A single rose \/ Shoved up your nose \/ You lick my toes \/ While in repose \/ My mother knows \/ Where Einstein goes \/ I&#8217;m in the throes \/ Of melanoma<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2033,2043],"tags":[2773,6,1786,1787],"class_list":["post-5","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-beyond-the-blog","category-personal","tag-from-irn","tag-humor","tag-imported","tag-preblog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}