{"id":50701,"date":"2024-01-28T21:05:23","date_gmt":"2024-01-29T05:05:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/?p=50701"},"modified":"2024-01-30T21:07:34","modified_gmt":"2024-01-31T05:07:34","slug":"%f0%9f%8e%a5-haunted-mansion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2024\/01\/28\/%f0%9f%8e%a5-haunted-mansion\/","title":{"rendered":"&#x1f3a5; Haunted Mansion"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:1044,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/boxd.it\\\/mOsi&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/letterboxd.com\\\/film\\\/haunted-mansion-2023\\\/&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/boxd.it\/mOsi\">Haunted Mansion (2023): &#x2b50;&#xfe0f;&#x2b50;&#xfe0f;&#x2b50;&#xfe0f;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Cute, mildly amusing, and inoffensive. Not outstanding, and certainly not likely to get multiple sequels like Pirates of the Caribbean did, but for a theme-park-attraction-turned-movie, it wasn\u2019t bad. Though I\u2019m mystified by the costuming choices for the kid \u2014 I mean, okay, it\u2019s convenient shorthand for \u201codd socially inept geeky child\u201d, but it was <em>really<\/em> pushing the concept harder than necessary.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not outstanding, and certainly not likely to get multiple sequels like Pirates of the Caribbean did, but for a theme-park-attraction-turned-movie, it wasn\u2019t bad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2037],"tags":[5861],"class_list":["post-50701","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tv-and-films","tag-haunted-mansion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50701","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=50701"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50701\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=50701"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=50701"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=50701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}