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06:39:20&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:16309,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.geocities.com\\\/wytchmagick\\\/jesus.html&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.yahoo.com\\\/&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>I was hanging out in the <a href=\"http:\/\/chat.yahoo.com\/\" title=\"Yahoo! Crack\">Yahoo! Chat<\/a> Alaska room this morning, and ended up meeting <a href=\"http:\/\/profiles.yahoo.com\/wytchmagick\" title=\"She seems pretty cool so far.\">Wytchmagick<\/a> on there. After discovering we shared some interests, we started tossing some links at each other, which was quite entertaining.<\/p>\n<p>She told me about the band <a href=\"http:\/\/www.the-revolution.net\/vac\/\" title=\"Cyberdustrial stuff...not bad.\">Velvet Acid Christ<\/a>, and I ended up picking their album <a href=\"http:\/\/www.the-revolution.net\/vac\/discography\/fwk.html\" title=\"VAC's Fun With Knives\">Fun With Knives<\/a> while I was wandering around today. She asked if I&#8217;d ever gone <a href=\"http:\/\/internettrash.com\/users\/salatrel\/hunting.htm\" title=\"A new sport! Woohoo!\">goth hunting<\/a>, and while I haven&#8217;t, it certainly looks like fun. I mentioned how I really wished that they really made a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gothic.net\/%7Eluvcraft\/tamagothi\/tamagothi.html\" title=\"Perkygothis are cute!\">Tamagothi<\/a>, and then she pointed out the piece de resitance &#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gothmafia.com\/legos\/legoguy.php\" title=\"I want the Pinhead legoman!\">&#8220;Lego People That Aren&#8217;t, Will Never, But Should Be&#8230;&#8221;<\/a>! I laughed <em>so<\/em> hard at that last one &#8212; combine a love of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lego.com\/\" title=\"I used to play with these for hours.\">Legos<\/a> with a dark sense of humor, and how can you go <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gothmafia.com\/legos\/jesus_lego.php\" title=\"Okay, maybe this one's a little wrong...but it's still funny!\">wrong<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>Since the conversation, I&#8217;ve been bouncing around and found some other fun stuff. Ever wanted to be Goth? Pick up the <a href=\"http:\/\/sykospark.net\/goth\/menu.html\" title=\"Oh, I'm so depressed.\">Insta-Goth Kit<\/a> and never worry again (incidentally, I&#8217;ve seen every movie on the I-GK&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/sykospark.net\/goth\/movies.html\" title=\"Be sure to check out the goth girl\/Battlefield Earth comparison...\">movie list<\/a> &#8212; and own at least half of them&#8230;should I be worried?)! Not interested in being Goth? Well, then, the same site offers assistance with becoming a Rivethead, Raver, Prep or Punk &#8212; find them all on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sykospark.net\/\" title=\"Poseur\">Sykospark<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>That led me to a site which has nearly had me in tears for the past few minutes &#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gloomcounty.com\/strip\/index.html\" title=\"So where are the Mopus dolls?\">Gloom County<\/a>. In the words of the creator, &#8220;It&#8217;s all Grace&#8217;s fault. She and I were chatting, and she said something about Opus and the gang in Bloom County. She chose that moment to have a glorious and inspired typo, however, and it lodged in my head for a while. It got me to thinking&#8230;<strong>What if the residents of Berke Breathed&#8217;s Bloom County had been goths, punks, rivetheads, and the like?<\/strong>&#8221; The results are flat-out brilliant &#8212; for a quick example, check out <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gloomcounty.com\/strip\/strip03.html\" title=\"No knees.\">Lord of the Dance<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and by the way &#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/shanmonster.bla-bla.com\/jesus\/index.html\" title=\"The original.\">Jesus was gother than you<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>While bouncing around the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gothmafia.com\/\" title=\"Not very active anymore, but still live.\">GothMafia<\/a> site that the Lego people came from, I found a link to a zoo&#8217;s information page about their <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sierrasafarizoo.com\/animals\/liger.htm\" title=\"Nice kitty. Good kitty.\">liger<\/a> &#8212; an 800-pound crossbreed of a lion and a tiger. Wow. I also spent some time exploring Wytchmagick&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.geocities.com\/wytchmagick\/\" title=\"Wytchmagick's page\">personal site<\/a>, and thought it was nice that as a practicing <a href=\"http:\/\/paganwiccan.about.com\/\" title=\"About the religion\">Wiccan<\/a>, she took the time to put up <a href=\"http:\/\/www.geocities.com\/wytchmagick\/jesus.html\" title=\"Do I know Jesus?\">this page<\/a> in response to the many over-zealous people out there who immediately assume that her beliefs condemn her to eternal torment after she dies. It&#8217;s a much more thoughtful and measured response than I&#8217;ve seen from others in her position &#8212; and probably better stated than many of the things people have said to her.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, that&#8217;s it for now&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was hanging out in the Yahoo! Chat Alaska room this morning, and ended up meeting Wytchmagick on there. 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