{"id":51814,"date":"2019-10-29T15:26:01","date_gmt":"2019-10-29T22:26:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.djwudi.com\/djwudi\/?p=268"},"modified":"2019-10-29T15:26:01","modified_gmt":"2019-10-29T22:26:01","slug":"closer-to-virginity-nine-inch-nails-vs-madonna","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2019\/10\/29\/closer-to-virginity-nine-inch-nails-vs-madonna\/","title":{"rendered":"Closer to Virginity (nine inch nails vs. Madonna)"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:2237,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.djwudi.com\\\/djwudi\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2019\\\/10\\\/dj_wudi-closer_to_virginity.mp3&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20260304051434\\\/https:\\\/\\\/www.djwudi.com\\\/djwudi\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2019\\\/10\\\/dj_wudi-closer_to_virginity.mp3&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-14 01:56:39&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-25 06:05:22&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-25 06:05:22&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/fP9qL-7aUNk\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>This is a bit of silliness that had its genesis years ago &#8212; around twenty, actually &#8212; one night when I was DJing at Gig&#8217;s Music Theater up in Anchorage. With nine inch nails&#8217; &#8220;Closer&#8221; playing, when it got to the chorus, I slap-faded over to Madonna&#8217;s &#8220;Like a Virgin&#8221;, creating (however clumsily) the mashed-up chorus, &#8220;I want to fuck you like a virgin&#8230;&#8221;. Not only did it get laughs, but every so often I&#8217;d have people come up and ask me to do it again (never an easy task when doing it live).<\/p>\n<p>Many years later, and with better technology (albeit technology I don&#8217;t really know how to use; this was my first real experiment with Logic Pro), I decided to come back and attempt a more modern version of the idea.<\/p>\n<p>Mostly, I think it works. Enough to post, at least. While I&#8217;m not sure this one is worthy of the dance floor, hopefully it at least gets a few laughs.<\/p>\n<p>Download: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.djwudi.com\/djwudi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/dj_wudi-closer_to_virginity.mp3\">DJ W\u00fcdi &#8211; Closer to Virginity<\/a> (7.5MB .mp3)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is a bit of silliness that had its genesis years ago &#8212; around twenty, actually &#8212; one night when I was DJing at Gig&#8217;s Music Theater up in Anchorage.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6103],"tags":[1892,6102,3588],"class_list":["post-51814","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mashups","tag-madonna","tag-mashup","tag-nine-inch-nails"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51814","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=51814"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51814\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=51814"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=51814"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=51814"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}