{"id":5518,"date":"2009-01-15T18:22:09","date_gmt":"2009-01-16T02:22:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/?p=5518"},"modified":"2019-12-23T13:39:13","modified_gmt":"2019-12-23T21:39:13","slug":"star-wars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2009\/01\/15\/star-wars\/","title":{"rendered":"Star Wars&#8230;?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:4588,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/vimeo.com\\\/2809991&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/vimeo.com\\\/2809991&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:4589,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/vimeo.com\\\/user759504&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20220423094238\\\/https:\\\/\\\/vimeo.com\\\/user759504&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-07 14:45:55&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-19 23:19:38&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-23 10:49:01&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-27 08:32:08&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-02 13:39:44&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-02 13:39:44&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:4590,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/vimeo.com&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/vimeo.com\\\/&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>This has been everywhere across the &#8216;net for the past day, so you&#8217;ve probably seen it&#8230;however, if you haven&#8217;t, now&#8217;s your chance.<\/p>\n<p>The Star Wars trilogy, as told by someone who hasn&#8217;t <em>actually<\/em> seen the movies.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"500\" height=\"282\"><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=2809991&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=008080&amp;fullscreen=1\" \/><embed src=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=2809991&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=008080&amp;fullscreen=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" width=\"500\" height=\"282\"><\/embed><\/object><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/2809991\">Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn&#8217;t seen it)<\/a> from <a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/user759504\">Joe Nicolosi<\/a> on <a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\">Vimeo<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This has been everywhere across the &#8216;net for the past day, so you&#8217;ve probably seen it&#8230;however, if you haven&#8217;t, now&#8217;s your chance. The Star Wars trilogy, as told by someone who hasn&#8217;t _actually_ seen the movies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2037],"tags":[23,6,1574,234],"class_list":["post-5518","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tv-and-films","tag-film","tag-humor","tag-star-wars","tag-video"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5518","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5518"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5518\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5518"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5518"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5518"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}