{"id":559,"date":"2002-05-30T20:21:56","date_gmt":"2002-05-31T04:21:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2002\/05\/30\/thunk-drinking\/"},"modified":"2019-11-27T08:47:28","modified_gmt":"2019-11-27T16:47:28","slug":"thunk-drinking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2002\/05\/30\/thunk-drinking\/","title":{"rendered":"Thunk drinking"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>\n  I feel more like I do now than I did when I got here.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8212; Graffitti on a bar restroom stall wall, as relayed to me by my co-worker Karen<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I feel more like I do now than I did when I got here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[16],"class_list":["post-559","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-quotes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/559","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=559"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/559\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=559"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=559"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=559"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}