{"id":585,"date":"2002-06-14T11:18:47","date_gmt":"2002-06-14T19:18:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2002\/06\/14\/tetris-is-so-unrealistic\/"},"modified":"2019-11-27T09:00:47","modified_gmt":"2019-11-27T17:00:47","slug":"tetris-is-so-unrealistic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2002\/06\/14\/tetris-is-so-unrealistic\/","title":{"rendered":"tetris is so unrealistic"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:16083,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.geekissues.org\\\/quotes&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20130625114209\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.geekissues.org\\\/quotes\\\/&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-14 03:57:21&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:401},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-04 04:57:03&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:401}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-04 04:57:03&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:401},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:16084,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.geekissues.org\\\/quotes\\\/?top&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20130120154748\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.geekissues.org\\\/quotes\\\/?top&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-14 03:57:23&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:401},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-04 04:57:02&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:401}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-04 04:57:02&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:401},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:15189,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.daypop.com\\\/top&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20070607071015\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.daypop.com\\\/top\\\/&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-13 14:59:25&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:503},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-19 15:45:35&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:503},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-24 15:07:41&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:503},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-04 04:57:04&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:503}],&quot;broken&quot;:true,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-04-04 04:57:04&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:503},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>Continuing in the quote theme, the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.geekissues.org\/quotes\/\" title=\"IRC Quote Database\">IRC Quote Database<\/a> is a repository for worthwhile (or worthless) snippets taken from online chat sessions. 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