{"id":59,"date":"2001-02-02T00:16:39","date_gmt":"2001-02-02T08:16:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/?p=59"},"modified":"2019-11-21T11:45:54","modified_gmt":"2019-11-21T19:45:54","slug":"balls-and-beats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2001\/02\/02\/balls-and-beats\/","title":{"rendered":"Balls and beats"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bowling balls and musical beats, that is&hellip;<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t even <em>want<\/em> to know what you were thinking, you perverts.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, apparently my bowling game actually is improving &#8212; my average is up to 111, and tonight I managed to pull off a good three sets: 134\/125\/136. Not bad, considering this is the first time I&#8217;ve ever bowled on a regular basis.<\/p>\n<p>I also may have an opportunity to start spinning again&#8230;albeit in sort of a cheezy fashion. The bowling alley in Muldoon is one of the ones in town that does Neon Bowling on weekend nights (blacklights, smoke machines, fancy lights, and loud music &#8212; everything you need for a good night of bowling, right?), and they&#8217;re looking for a DJ for their Saturday nights. I&#8217;d have to restrict some of my set a bit &#8212; as a &#8220;family establishment&#8221; I&#8217;d have to stay away from anything with swearing, overt sexuality, or drug references (which, I have to admit, knocks out a fair amount of the more popular tracks I own)&#8230;and while it&#8217;s not exactly a dance club, it would at least be spinning again. I&#8217;m thinking about it&#8230;not entirely sure yet, but you never know&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I also may have an opportunity to start spinning again&#8230;albeit in sort of a cheezy fashion. The bowling alley in Muldoon is one of the ones in town that does Neon Bowling on weekend nights, and they&#8217;re looking for a DJ for their Saturday nights.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2045],"tags":[223,13],"class_list":["post-59","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-djwudi","tag-djwudi","tag-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=59"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=59"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=59"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=59"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}