{"id":628,"date":"2002-07-19T19:32:32","date_gmt":"2002-07-20T03:32:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2002\/07\/19\/blast-dab-fraggin-pakaloomer\/"},"modified":"2019-11-27T12:56:57","modified_gmt":"2019-11-27T20:56:57","slug":"blast-dab-fraggin-pakaloomer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2002\/07\/19\/blast-dab-fraggin-pakaloomer\/","title":{"rendered":"Blast dab fraggin&#8217; pakaloomer"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:16000,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/seattlepi.nwsource.com\\\/lifestyle\\\/78910_swears18.shtml&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.seattlepi.com\\\/lifestyle\\\/78910_swears18.shtml&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>There was an absolutely wonderful article in the Seattle PI yesterday about how at times, letting loose with a good string of profanities can be wonderfully therapeutic &#8212; but it&#8217;s so much <em>better<\/em> <a href=\"http:\/\/seattlepi.nwsource.com\/lifestyle\/78910_swears18.shtml\" title=\"Seattle PI: Swear with a flair and stay out of trouble\">when you can swear with style<\/a>!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  Be creative with your curse words. Dropping a simple F-bomb is a cliche and, frankly, it is beneath you. If you&#8217;re going to swear, do it with style. Try thinking of yourself as a &#8220;vulgarity artist&#8221; &#8212; a poet of the profane, as it were. Cuss in rhyme or, perhaps, haiku. This way, when you unleash a string of ear-searing expletives, the people around you may not like what you had to say but they&#8217;ll appreciate the panache with which you said it.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>At the end of the article, they request submissions of examples of creative swearing &#8212; I&#8217;m going to send them one I got from dad: <strong>Blast dab fraggin&#8217; pakaloomer!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Be creative with your curse words. Dropping a simple F-bomb is a cliche and, frankly, it is beneath you. If you&#8217;re going to swear, do it with style.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2028],"tags":[39],"class_list":["post-628","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","tag-links"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/628","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=628"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/628\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}