{"id":6901,"date":"2009-04-14T07:09:38","date_gmt":"2009-04-14T14:09:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/?p=6901"},"modified":"2019-12-23T14:06:38","modified_gmt":"2019-12-23T22:06:38","slug":"whos-defining-x-rated-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2009\/04\/14\/whos-defining-x-rated-here\/","title":{"rendered":"Who&#8217;s Defining &#8216;X-Rated&#8217; Here?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:4248,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/m.apnews.com\\\/ap\\\/db_7744\\\/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=6Y9QJ1ck&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/m.apnews.com\/ap\/db_7744\/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=6Y9QJ1ck\" title=\"AP Mobile News Network: Lil' Kim's wardrobe malfunctions; steps work fine\">A report I saw from the AP this morning<\/a>, presented nearly in full because it&#8217;s so short&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  Lil&#8217; Kim nearly had a big wardrobe malfunction on &#8220;Dancing With the Stars.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>  This week&#8217;s front-runner on the ABC dance competition had some trouble with her top at the end of a jive with partner Derek Hough on Monday night. Host Tom Bergeron provided cover while the rapper adjusted as she and Hough approached the judges table.<\/p>\n<p>  Lil&#8217; Kim told KABC-TV after the show: &#8220;I don&#8217;t know why this happens a lot of the time, but &#8230; the girls were tryin&#8217; to come out.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>  The nearly X-rated moment was edited out by the time the show was rebroadcast on the West Coast&#8230;.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Nearly X-rated?&#8221; For an <em>almost<\/em> wardrobe malfunction? Sorry, AP, but there&#8217;s more than a little bit of hyperbole there. Almost having a bit of accidental boobage is PG, maybe PG-13 if her top actually <em>had<\/em> fallen off (and even <em>that<\/em> used to be a good solid PG). &#8220;Nearly X-rated&#8221; would be something very, very different. Quit sensationalizing and just report.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sorry, AP, but there&#8217;s more than a little bit of hyperbole there. Almost having a bit of accidental boobage is PG, maybe PG-13 if her top actually _had_ fallen off (and even _that_ used to be a good solid PG). &#8216;Nearly X-rated&#8217; would be something very, very different.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2028],"tags":[666,668,8],"class_list":["post-6901","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","tag-dancing-with-the-stars","tag-lil-kim","tag-television"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6901","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6901"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6901\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6901"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6901"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6901"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}