{"id":693,"date":"2002-09-16T18:45:52","date_gmt":"2002-09-17T02:45:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2002\/09\/16\/top-25-lines-from-star-wars\/"},"modified":"2019-11-27T13:55:43","modified_gmt":"2019-11-27T21:55:43","slug":"top-25-lines-from-star-wars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2002\/09\/16\/top-25-lines-from-star-wars\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 25 lines from Star Wars&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:15845,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.dementedkitty.com\\\/archives\\\/2002_09.html#000362&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20240618052039\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.dementedkitty.com\\\/archives\\\/2002_09.html&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-13 23:50:46&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:503}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-13 23:50:46&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:503},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<blockquote><p>\n  &#8230;that are improved by substituting the word &#8220;pants&#8221;:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.<\/li>\n<li>You are unwise to lower your pants.<\/li>\n<li>We&#8217;ve got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.<\/li>\n<li>She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.<\/li>\n<li>These pants may not look like much, kid, but they&#8217;ve got it where it counts.<\/li>\n<li>I find your lack of pants disturbing.<\/li>\n<li>These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.<\/li>\n<li>Han will have those pants down. We&#8217;ve got to give him more time!<\/li>\n<li>General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.<\/li>\n<li>I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.<\/li>\n<li>TK-421&#8230;why aren&#8217;t you in your pants?<\/li>\n<li>Lock the door. And hope they don&#8217;t have pants.<\/li>\n<li>Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.<\/li>\n<li>You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.<\/li>\n<li>Luke&#8230;help me take&#8230;these pants off.<\/li>\n<li>Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.<\/li>\n<li>That blast came from those pants. That thing&#8217;s operational!<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.<\/li>\n<li>Maybe you&#8217;d like it back in your pants, your highness.<\/li>\n<li>Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for your sister!<\/li>\n<li>Jabba doesn&#8217;t have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.<\/li>\n<li>Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.<\/li>\n<li>Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.<\/li>\n<li>I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.<\/li>\n<li>You came in those pants? You&#8217;re braver than I thought.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Thanks to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dementedkitty.com\/archives\/2002_09.html#000362\" title=\"Demented Kitty: Because I'm Immature And Happy\">Demented Kitty<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;that are improved by substituting the word &#8216;pants&#8217;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2037],"tags":[23,6,1574],"class_list":["post-693","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tv-and-films","tag-film","tag-humor","tag-star-wars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/693","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=693"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/693\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=693"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=693"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=693"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}