{"id":694,"date":"2002-09-16T19:40:19","date_gmt":"2002-09-17T03:40:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2002\/09\/16\/nobodys-going-to-understand-this-one\/"},"modified":"2019-11-27T13:58:20","modified_gmt":"2019-11-27T21:58:20","slug":"nobodys-going-to-understand-this-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2002\/09\/16\/nobodys-going-to-understand-this-one\/","title":{"rendered":"Nobody&#8217;s going to understand this one&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:15841,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.google.com\\\/search?hl=en&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;oe=UTF-8&amp;q=%22rdf+in+rss%22&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20020813214541\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.google.com:80\\\/search?hl=en&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-13 23:50:26&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-13 23:50:26&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:15842,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.tuxedo.org\\\/~esr\\\/jargon\\\/html\\\/entry\\\/reality-distortion-field.html\\&quot;&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/tuxedo.org\\\/~esr\\\/jargon\\\/html\\\/entry\\\/reality-distortion-field.html&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:15843,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/philringnalda.com\\\/archives\\\/002308.php&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20021108201014\\\/http:\\\/\\\/philringnalda.com:80\\\/archives\\\/002308.php&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-13 23:50:31&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-27 09:45:43&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-27 09:45:43&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:206},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:15844,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/weblog.burningbird.net\\\/archives\\\/000516.php&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20251210174615\\\/https:\\\/\\\/weblog.burningbird.net\\\/archives\\\/000516.php&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-13 23:50:33&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-27 09:45:45&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-27 09:45:45&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>&#8230;but every time I see one of the recent tech weblog posts about &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=en&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;oe=UTF-8&amp;q=%22rdf+in+rss%22\" title=\"Google search for 'rdf in rss'\">RDF in RSS<\/a>&#8221; (which, to be honest, I barely understand myself), I keep thinking that RDF stands for Steve Jobs&#8217; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tuxedo.org\/~esr\/jargon\/html\/entry\/reality-distortion-field.html&quot;\" title=\"Jargon File: reality distortion field\">Reality Distortion Field<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  <strong>reality-distortion field<\/strong> n.<\/p>\n<p>  An expression used to describe the persuasive ability of managers like Steve Jobs (the term originated at Apple in the 1980s to describe his peculiar charisma). Those close to these managers become passionately committed to possibly insane projects, without regard to the practicality of their implementation or competitive forces in the marketpace.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>No matter how many times I see it, it always takes a slight moment for my brain to switch tracks after that.<\/p>\n<p>The funniest thing is how some of these posts read if you use the incorrect definition. You don&#8217;t need to understand the technobabble &#8212; I often don&#8217;t &#8212; just reading RDF as &#8216;Reality Distortion Field&#8217; lends a whole different feel to some of the suggestions.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  They say the [Reality Distortion Field] in RSS 1.0 will let people do cool things. 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