{"id":705,"date":"2002-09-21T02:28:06","date_gmt":"2002-09-21T10:28:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2002\/09\/21\/yikes\/"},"modified":"2019-11-27T14:02:46","modified_gmt":"2019-11-27T22:02:46","slug":"yikes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2002\/09\/21\/yikes\/","title":{"rendered":"Yikes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think I just heard gunshots. Eight, very quick, all together, no pauses. Creepy.<\/p>\n<p>[2:30] Called the police, they&#8217;re going to check out the immediate area.<\/p>\n<p>[2:33] Nice response time &#8212; there&#8217;s two police cars looking around now.<\/p>\n<p>[2:55] Haven&#8217;t heard anything else, nor have the police felt the need to get back in touch with me for any reason. I&#8217;m going to assume that all&#8217;s well &#8212; or at least well enough that I don&#8217;t need to actively keep an ear cocked.<\/p>\n<p>Hooray for living downtown! ;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think I just heard gunshots. Eight, very quick, all together, no pauses. Creepy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2043],"tags":[13],"class_list":["post-705","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/705","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=705"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/705\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=705"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=705"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=705"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}