{"id":7098,"date":"2009-05-03T08:01:42","date_gmt":"2009-05-03T15:01:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/?p=7098"},"modified":"2019-12-23T14:13:00","modified_gmt":"2019-12-23T22:13:00","slug":"scalped","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2009\/05\/03\/scalped\/","title":{"rendered":"Scalped!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:4164,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.flickr.com\\\/photos\\\/djwudi\\\/3497430970&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20260307021323\\\/https:\\\/\\\/www.flickr.com\\\/photos\\\/djwudi\\\/3497430970&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.flickr.com\\\/photos\\\/djwudi\\\/3497430970&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:4165,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.flickr.com\\\/photos\\\/djwudi\\\/3496621343&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20260307021314\\\/https:\\\/\\\/www.flickr.com\\\/photos\\\/djwudi\\\/3496621343&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/www.flickr.com\\\/photos\\\/djwudi\\\/3496621343&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:null,&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>When I get a haircut&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/djwudi\/3497430970\/\" title=\"Before (dry, front) by djwudi, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3373\/3497430970_004bfbb784.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"331\" alt=\"Before (dry, front)\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;I get a <em>haircut<\/em>!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/djwudi\/3496621343\/\" title=\"Bald! by djwudi, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3658\/3496621343_5876b0003f.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"331\" alt=\"Bald!\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I get a haircut&#8230;I get a _haircut_!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2049],"tags":[13],"class_list":["post-7098","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photos","tag-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7098","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7098"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7098\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7098"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7098"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7098"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}