{"id":718,"date":"2002-09-25T22:12:21","date_gmt":"2002-09-26T06:12:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2002\/09\/25\/dont-be-so-vain\/"},"modified":"2019-11-27T14:07:21","modified_gmt":"2019-11-27T22:07:21","slug":"dont-be-so-vain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2002\/09\/25\/dont-be-so-vain\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;Don&#8217;t be so vain&#8230;&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:15801,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.apple.com\\\/trailers\\\/paramount\\\/star_trek_nemesis&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20040911081617\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.apple.com:80\\\/trailers\\\/paramount\\\/star_trek_nemesis\\\/&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-13 22:56:45&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-19 15:37:21&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-19 15:37:21&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>Wow.<\/p>\n<p>The new full-length <a href=\"http:\/\/www.apple.com\/trailers\/paramount\/star_trek_nemesis\/\" title=\"Apple: Star Trek Nemesis\">trailer for Star Trek Nemesis<\/a> is up.<\/p>\n<p>I am <em>so<\/em> there.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  Set a course for Earth&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>  &#8230;kill everything.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Set a course for Earth&#8230;kill everything.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2047],"tags":[23,709,1152,4097],"class_list":["post-718","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-star-trek","tag-film","tag-nem","tag-nemesis","tag-star-trek"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/718","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=718"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/718\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=718"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=718"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=718"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}