{"id":726,"date":"2002-09-30T09:55:19","date_gmt":"2002-09-30T17:55:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2002\/09\/30\/oooh-hes-cute\/"},"modified":"2019-11-27T14:10:24","modified_gmt":"2019-11-27T22:10:24","slug":"oooh-hes-cute","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2002\/09\/30\/oooh-hes-cute\/","title":{"rendered":"Oooh &#8211; he&#8217;s cute!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='__iawmlf-post-loop-links' style='display:none;' data-iawmlf-post-links='[{&quot;id&quot;:15788,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.jodiverse.com&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20250925162418\\\/https:\\\/\\\/jodiverse.com\\\/&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-13 22:52:43&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-13 22:52:43&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:200},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;},{&quot;id&quot;:15789,&quot;href&quot;:&quot;http:\\\/\\\/www.jodiverse.com\\\/archives\\\/001286.html#1286&quot;,&quot;archived_href&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/web-wp.archive.org\\\/web\\\/20060115232713\\\/http:\\\/\\\/www.jodiverse.com:80\\\/archives\\\/001286.html&quot;,&quot;redirect_href&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;checks&quot;:[{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-13 22:52:45&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404}],&quot;broken&quot;:false,&quot;last_checked&quot;:{&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-13 22:52:45&quot;,&quot;http_code&quot;:404},&quot;process&quot;:&quot;done&quot;}]'><\/div>\n<p>More or less at random, I stumbled across <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jodiverse.com\/\" title=\"Buttery, bite-sized bits of tender bitchiness from your favorite Wandering Jew\">Because I Say So!<\/a> not too long ago, and have been thoroughly enjoying Jodi&#8217;s posts to her blog. Especially when she comes up with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jodiverse.com\/archives\/001286.html#1286\" title=\"Because I Say So!: Presto homo!\">posts like this<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n  So listen, studs. Looking at someone of the same sex and appreciating his beauty, does not mean you&#8217;re (literally) into guys. Admitting that you&#8217;ve noticed another man, and admitting that you think he&#8217;s attractive, does not mean you are attracted to him &#8220;that way&#8221;. Marco the Magnificent Magician isn&#8217;t going to swoop down on you, black cape a-flappin&#8217;, tap you on the dick with his magic wand, and &#8212; <em>poof!<\/em> presto, homo! &#8212; you&#8217;re a homosexual! (Oh, the horror!) No. It just means you have eyes. Nothing more, nothing less.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Marco the Magnificent Magician isn&#8217;t going to swoop down on you, black cape a-flappin&#8217;, tap you on the dick with his magic wand, and &#8212; *poof!* presto, homo! &#8212; you&#8217;re a homosexual!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2028],"tags":[39],"class_list":["post-726","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links","tag-links"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/726","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=726"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/726\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=726"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=726"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=726"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}