{"id":755,"date":"2002-10-17T22:42:39","date_gmt":"2002-10-18T06:42:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2002\/10\/17\/im-going-to-hell-arent-i\/"},"modified":"2019-11-27T16:38:05","modified_gmt":"2019-11-28T00:38:05","slug":"im-going-to-hell-arent-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/2002\/10\/17\/im-going-to-hell-arent-i\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m going to hell, aren&#8217;t I?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In an effort to help protect the DC-area public from the current <a href=\"http:\/\/news.google.com\/news?hl=en&amp;q=sniper+-nhl\" title=\"Google News search for 'sniper'\">sniper shootings<\/a>, the local police have issued a list of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/articles\/A32393-2002Oct15.html\" title=\"Tips for staying safe\">tips for staying safe<\/a>. One of the tips is, &#8220;When moving outside, walk briskly in a zigzag pattern.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Okay, yes, I know this is a horrible thing, and I do hope that they catch this psycho soon.<\/p>\n<p>But I do have to admit to a certain level of amusement at picturing the entire DC population zigzagging along the city sidewalks like a bunch of drunks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I do have to admit to a certain level of amusement at picturing the entire DC population zigzagging along the city sidewalks like a bunch of drunks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2028],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/755"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=755"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/755\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhans.com\/eclecticism\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}